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About Me

I moved around a lot. My parents divorced when I was little. Then I dropped out of school at 12. I lived with a guy named Pumpkin till I was 16 then I moved to San Francisco's great Tenderloin. Now I sell crack to Ben Affleck and Ashton Kutcher. It's the life I've always dreamed about.

My Interests

to be more like jack bauer. dunk like dwight howard. to play like nina simone. muse like pattie boyd.

I'd like to meet:

luv

Movies:

bring it on

Television:

twin peaks weeds 24 extras the sopranos entourage project runway law & order svu & criminal intent seinfeld america's next top model law and order snl antique road show planet earth on demand cable

Books:

my journal and murakami

My Blog

oklahoma sonics, no, no, no!

keep them in seattle! i hate the lakers and i don't know how i can root for the oklahoma sonics?! kevin durant didn't disappoint though it's so frustrating wathing them in almost all 4th quarters, it'...
Posted by hyo! mtv raps on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:32:00 PST

wanna see me do the booty bump?

things that make me want to do the booty bump:my new onyx blingger and a matte gold knuckle ring i got for myself - my bday is coming up. it's called closer to being 30, i need me some ass kicking rin...
Posted by hyo! mtv raps on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 03:43:00 PST

lots of paws

so my team mates and i raised quite a bit of money. paola, raychel, angelo, and i raised around $1700+! my first charity walk and i think we did pretty well. will post photos soon.....as raychel gets ...
Posted by hyo! mtv raps on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:28:00 PST

god bless you, mr. vonnegut

r.i.p. mr. vonnegut. you've helped me become very paranoid. 
Posted by hyo! mtv raps on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:46:00 PST

be afraid of your sales person

Why Are Fashion Designers Afraid Of Their Own Salespeople.Why is every salesperson in Jil Sander, Gucci, Prada, Fendi, and Louis Vuitton dressed almost exactly alike? Black suit, white shirt, b...
Posted by hyo! mtv raps on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 05:48:00 PST

sartorialist

i love this man. i am officially obsessed. i love this shit. i am sick i tell you. sick sick sick. ...
Posted by hyo! mtv raps on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:52:00 PST