CRUISE, PART 5!! |
So I got back to the room, decided how much laundry money I'd need, and tried to navigate to the Pursor's Desk for quarters, and to have their 'gratuities' charge removed from my account. (They charge...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:57:00 GMT |
Song |
I dedicate the song, 'Fake It' by the band Seether to my so-called waste of human-flesh "father". That song explains it all really. A drug addict and alcholic who just busted his 5 months of sobr...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:22:00 GMT |
Question. |
This is therapeutic, right? Typing away these little stories and rants, tidbits and jokes...Why do we do this? A blog is...well, anything! Today my 'blog' is about a dear friend of mine, who beca...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:46:00 GMT |
CRUISE, PART FOUR!! |
Cruise, part 4!
So, at the little main shop in Progresso, their cigarettes were cheap. They were also packaged with labels saying, "Smoking Kills". Guess they don't have a surgeon general to put a sub...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:55:00 GMT |
CRUISE PART THREE! |
Cruise, Chapter Three!!
So after an experience at dinner, I headed back to the state room to change. Everyone was excited about the 'Vegas-style show' with dancers, and some of us went, however,due to...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:10:00 GMT |
CRUISE PART TWO! |
Second Episode: The Boat Gets Moving!
So I was dissappointed that I didn't get to 'watch' us pull out...we were stacked like sardines in the deck by the life-boats, and then the lady comes over...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:53:00 GMT |
CRUISE! |
Ok, so here is the long, long detailed version!!! Ready?
I rode down with a great couple from work, and it was great. I was napping in the back of their Jeep!!! YAY!!! and we stopped to pee at a gas s...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:35:00 GMT |
Rip-off |
OWCH! Have you ever opened a harmless looking box that contained body wax? Did you read the instructions? I did both. "Smart Wax", my ass! I think my leg might fall off now. Not that anyone needed thi...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:49:00 GMT |
I know how to win the lottery!! |
First, you must work very, very hard. Along with that, you have to actually like your working self. Then, you must also enjoy behaving like a child on occasion. After that, you must realize your ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:52:00 GMT |
Coming back to life after you’re dead. |
It really is a wonderful thing to realize your own mortality. It is a horrible thing to realize you have stuck yourself in purgatory because you have lost your guts. How awful, how horrible, to live w...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:36:00 GMT |
