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About Me

I'm back in New York, clean shaven and golden brown tan (on my arms). I made so much money in Africa I don't even need a job (but if you have one please give it to me). My priorities are: BBQ party, bike ride, friend hang, make (another) US $1 million, talk all kinds of (parenthetical) shit.

My Blog

Peace Out Africa

By midnight Accra time I'll be on a Rome-bound flight to see Michael and Paolo before returning to NYC. Chances are I won't be anywhere near Africa for a long time, so I'm awash with the usual bitters...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:20:00 GMT

Slutbot Invasion

This afternoon saw me trudge through a small avalanche of friend requests from highlighted, fake-tittied robots. I checked my e-mail after a wonderfully meat and malt-liquor saturated afternoon to fin...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 17:12:00 GMT

HOT SHIT ON WHEELS

OH SHIT HOT DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!The SOMEC is just about complete. The frame is an '89 Pista with Gipiemme dropouts and sweet chrome chainstays. Campagnolo Record bottom bracket and headset were incl...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:43:00 GMT

Ask me about my balls!

For those of you in NYC who've been wondering where the fuck I am...For those of you in Dallas who've been wondering why i'm not in your back yard, drunk...TA DA!That's right, I'm currently recovering...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 15:52:00 GMT

Snow Photos?

Should the Northeast thank global warming or the impending return of Christ Jesus for it's recent spate of unusually pretty weather? I don't know,dude, that shit's over: You can imagine my bemuseme...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 21:39:00 GMT

Hassan I Sabbah

AD 1034 saw the birth of the incarnation of God, the earthly manifestation of the divine, the Old Man of the Mountain, called Hassan i Sabbah. A Persian tutored in Islamic law, Sabbah spent his you...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:15:00 GMT

New Year/New Whip

Check it out bitches:Right now all I've got is the frameset, but given a month or so this is what you'll be seeing your favorite drunken circus grizzly sweating it out on the streets of NYC with. Of c...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 17:30:00 GMT

You can hear their bones humming.

Last Sunday was beautiful. Thanks to all who came, physically and otherwise. This post is a modest shout out to our friends who still shine darkly. MAGRITTE:SPIRAL:HEARTSTICKER "I am the flame th...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 16:37:00 GMT

Ground Sloth

This is a ground sloth (AKA MEGATHERIUM) it is a huge prehistoric mammal ancestor to the modern day sloth who was 9 feet long and liked to walk on his or her hind legs.
Posted by on Sat, 06 Aug 2005 01:53:00 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy belated birthday His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie! Also John Dillenger we know you are alive and walking among us and that photo of you with a giant rigor-mortis-hard-on is a HOAX!
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jul 2005 12:15:00 GMT