About Me
Name: Phoenix
Date of Birth: summer of 73
Birthplace: TX
Current Location: CA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: varies
Height: 5' 7"
Heritage: german
Piercings: 5
Tattoos: 32
Favourite:
Movie: goodfellas
TV show: south park ...family guy...three sheets
Color: blue
Food: mexican
Pizza topping: pepperoni, garlic, basil, tomatoes
Ice-Cream Flavor: bubblegum
Drink (alcoholic): straight up bitch
Soda: peach italian soda
Shoe Brand: doc martins
Season: summer
Month: august
Holiday/Festival: 4th of July
Flower: orchids
Board game: scrabble
Sunny or rainy: sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: choc
Fruit or veggie: tomatoes
Night or day: both
Sour or sweet: spicy
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: tea
Hot or cold: hot
Goal for this year: to get through it
Most missed memory: none are missed
Best physical feature: eyes
First thought waking up: not again
Hypothetical personality disorder: hypothetical?...ya right....nutfuck disorder.
Most stupid remark: whatever
Worst crime: was against myself
Greatest ambition: to maintain inner peace
Greatest fear: heights
Darkest secret: like i'm gonna tell ya
Favorite subject: philosophy
Strangest received gift: depends on what constitues as strange...
Do You:
Smoke: ya
Drink: sometimes
Curse: fuck ya
Shower daily: absomuthafuckinlutely
Like thunderstorms: ya
Dance in the rain: deffinately
Sing: as loud as i can..... in my car especially
Play an instrument: yes
Wish on stars: nah
Believe in fate: ya
Believe in love at first sight: no
Can You:
Drive: yes
Sew: uh huh
Cook: absolutely
Speak another language: does pig latin count?
Dance: when no ones lookin
Sing: lalalallalalalallalalallalla
Touch your nose with your tongue: i wish
Whistle: yup
Curl your tongue: nope
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: ya
Been Stoned/High: ya
Eaten Sushi: nope
Been in Love: yup
Skipped school: duh
Made prank calls: yup
Sent someone a love letter: ya
Stolen something: yep
What annoys you most in a person? arrogance
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? when i fall asleep
Name three things you can..'t live without: my family,salsa, my boots
Do you have any siblings? no
Do you have any pets? yup
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? no
What is you middle name? michelle
What are you nicknames? peanut...lula
Are you for or against gay marriage? for
Are you afraid of the dark? no
How do you want to die? peacefully
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? WTF!?...uh......4?
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? hahhahahhaha...i plead the 5th
Biggest turn-off: arrogance
What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you: call my shrink for more meds
You won the lottery: go everywhere and anywhere
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: run away.......really really fast
You caught a friend stealing from you: chop off their hands...ok just one of em
You witnessed a murder? be traumatized
A random stranger offered you candy: hahahhahaahahhaha
MySpace and Facebook closed: i'd move on
A genie granted you one wish: pay off debt
You lost your favorite possession: posessions come and go
You found 10 dollars on the ground: put it in my pocket
Your date throws up on you: puke on them
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: shave the rest of it off
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: just as anyone comes to my door...ask em..."What the hell do u want?.."
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: call the marines
Do you have any pets? yes
Do you believe in karma? yes
Any tattoos are piercing? yes
Who do you know tells the best jokes? comedians
Have you ever given money to a bum? yes
In your opinion, what has been the best invention? electricity
What is the dumbest invention? chia...the clapper...but....there rich becuz of em...so why hate
Is your room messy? yes
What is the worst injury you ever had? broken shoulder
What movie do you know all the lines to? goodfellas
What is the last movie you saw? the libertine
How many times a month do you go to the movies? 0
What is your favorite animal? lions
What color are your bed sheets? sage
Is your hair naturally straight or curly? inbetween the two
What is the video game that you kick ass at? guitar hero
If you could punch one person who would it be? no comment
Do you watch cartoons? absomuthafuckinlutely
Do you like Starbucks—or do you think it's just overpriced? yes yes
What is your favorite smell? jasmine
Favorite Batman? val
Are you for capital punishment? depends
Do you believe in the supernatural? yup
Do you like to drive fast? if necesarry
Have you ever had braces? ya
Favorite Ninja Turtle? hahahhahahhahaha......splinter
Have you ever eaten spam? ya
Do you own a pair of big sunglasses? no
What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten? being wonder woman for halloween
Have the cops ever taken you home? hahahhahahha ya
Have you ever hit a deer? no
Have you ever gone to class drunk? ya
Are you taller than your mom? ya
Beer or liquor? liquor
What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and took your wallet? call the shrink again
What kind of car do you drive? monte carlo ss
Is their any animal that creeps you out? centipedes
Do you own an iPod? How many songs are on it? yes...alot
Ever been in a car accident? ya
Would you be a ninja or a pirate: pirate
What is your most overused word/statement? absomuthafuckinlutely
What is the funniest word you have ever heard? queef
What cartoon character are you most like? hahahhahahhahah
Can you drive a stick? hahahhaha...um ya.....the stick in your pants ;)
Name: Shadowfoxx
Date of Birth: 1972
Birthplace: CA
Current Location: CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5' 9"
Heritage: german/indian
Piercings: 4
Tattoos: 14
Favourite:
Movie: full metal jacket
TV show: UFC
Color: black
Food: pasta
Pizza topping: pepperoni, garlic, basil, tomatoes
Ice-Cream Flavor: strawberry
Drink (alcoholic): straight up bitch
Soda: mountain dew
Shoe Brand: redwing
Season: spring
Month: october
Holiday/Festival: halloween
Board game: scrabble
Sunny or rainy: sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: person
Coffee or tea: cofee
Hot or cold: warm
Goal for this year: new job
Most missed memory: marine corp
Hypothetical personality disorder: none
Most stupid remark: whatever
Worst crime: crimes against society
Greatest ambition: retirement
Greatest fear: loss of loved ones
Darkest secret: like i..'m gonna tell ya
Favorite subject: sex
Strangest received gift: depends on what constitues as strange...
Do You:
Smoke: no
Drink: sometimes
Curse: like a muthafucka
Shower daily: yes
Like thunderstorms: no
Dance in the rain: no
Sing: hell no
Play an instrument: no
Wish on stars: ya
Believe in fate: ya
Believe in love at first sight: ya
Can You:
Drive: yes
Sew: yes
Cook: ya
Speak another language: yes
Dance: only when very very drunk
Sing: only when very drunk
Touch your nose with your tongue: almost
Whistle: kinda
Curl your tongue: ya
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: ya
Been Stoned/High: ya
Eaten Sushi: nope
Been in Love: yup
Skipped school: ya
Made prank calls: ya
Sent someone a love letter: ya
Stolen something: yep
What annoys you most in a person? stupidity
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? when i fall asleep
Name three things you can't live without: wife, son, and dog
What is the color of your room? multi
Do you have any siblings? ya
Do you have any pets? yup
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? do it for less
What are you nicknames? sailor...psycho
Are you for or against gay marriage? don't care
Are you afraid of the dark? no
How do you want to die? high
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 15 and counting
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? i plead the 5th
Biggest turn-off: stupidity
What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you: tell him how to run the country
You won the lottery: house...ranch..retire
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: i'd do it
You caught a friend stealing from you: write em off
You witnessed a murder? depends on victim
MySpace and Facebook closed: i..'d move on
A genie granted you one wish: i'd wish for ten more
You lost your favorite possession: i'd get over it
You found 10 dollars on the ground: pick it up
Your date throws up on you: wash it off
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: shave it
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: party like a mofo
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: call for a ride
Do you have any pets? yes
Do you believe in karma? yes
Any tattoos are piercing? yes
Have you ever given money to a bum? yes
In your opinion, what has been the best invention? guns
What is the dumbest invention? golf courses
Is your room messy? yes
What is the worst injury you ever had? broken leg and multiple head trauma
What is the last movie you saw? the libertine
How many times a month do you go to the movies? 0
What is your favorite animal? dog
What color are your bed sheets? sage
Is your hair naturally straight or curly? inbetween the two
What is the video game that you kick ass at? first person shooters
If you could punch one person who would it be? the person that came up with this survey
Do you watch cartoons? ya
Do you like Starbucks—or do you think it..'s just overpriced? im a fiend
What is your favorite smell? my wife
Are you for capital punishment? ya
Do you believe in the supernatural? yes
Do you like to drive fast? yes
Have you ever had braces? no
Favorite Ninja Turtle? splinter
Have you ever eaten spam? ya
Do you own a pair of big sunglasses? no
What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten? dont have one
Have the cops ever taken you home? ya
Have you ever hit a deer? no
Have you ever gone to class drunk? no
What color is your room? white
Are you taller than your mom? ya
Beer or liquor? liquor
What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and took your wallet? beat him down and take his pot o gold
What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion? pea green
What kind of car do you drive? ford F150
Is their any animal that creeps you out? no not really
Do you own an iPod? How many songs are on it? yes...alot
Ever been in a car accident? ya
Would you be a ninja or a pirate: pirate
What is your most overused word/statement? fuck
What cartoon character are you most like? hahahhahahhahah
Can you drive a stick? yes
DREAM-LAND
by Edgar Allan Poe
By a route obscure and lonely,
Haunted by ill angels only,
Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT,
On a black throne reigns upright,
I have reached these lands but newly
From an ultimate dim Thule-
From a wild weird clime that lieth,sublime
Out of SPACE-out of TIME.
Bottomless vales and boundless floods,
And chasms, and caves and Titan woods,
With forms that no man can discover
For the tears that drip all over;
Mountains toppling evermore
Into seas without a shore;
Seas that restlessly aspire,
Surging, unto skies of fire;
Lakes that endlessly outspread
Their lone waters-lone and dead,-
Their still waters-still and chilly,
With the snows of the lolling lily.
By the lakes that thus outspread
Their lone waters, lone and dead,-
Their sad waters,sad and chilly
With snows of the lolling lily,-
By the mountains-near the river
Murmuring lowly,murmuring ever,-
By the grey of the woods,-by the swamp
Where the toad and the newt encamp,-
By the dismal tarns and pools
Where dwell the ghouls,-
By each spot the most unholy-
In each nook most melancholy,-
There the traveller meets,aghast,
Sheeted Memories of the Past-
Shrouded forms that start and sigh
As they pass the wanderer by-
White-robed forms of friends long given,
In agony, to the Earth-and Heaven.
For the heart whose woes are legion
'T is a peaceful, soothing region-
For the spirit that walks in shadow
'T is-oh 't is an Eldorado!
But the traveller, travelling through it,
May not-dare not openly view it;
Never its mysteries are exposed
To the weak human eye unclosed;
So wills its king, who hath forbid
The uplifting of the fringed lid;
And thus the sad Soul that here passes
Beholds it but through darkened glasses.
By a route obscure and lonely,
Haunted by ill angels only,
Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT,
On a black throne reigns upright,
I have wandered home but newly
From this ultimate dim Thule.
