*Real friends verses fake ass friends* |
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/MrsREAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOMFAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of ja... Posted by JAY PLOT on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:56:00 PST |
*My favorite alcohol quotes* |
1. ..Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!.. 2. ..Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck..3. ..Alcohol may be man's worst ene... Posted by JAY PLOT on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:46:00 PST |