♥ Kerri

I'm just me - Like it or lump it! ;-)
TODAY'S TOP TIP...
MOTORISTS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
DO EACH ONE OF THESE THINGS AT LEAST ONCE TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...
...At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
...Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
...Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
...In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS."
...Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
...As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
...Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
...Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
...Sing along at the opera.
...Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
...Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
...Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
...Have your colleagues address you by your wrestling name, 'Rock Bottom'.
...When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
...When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
...Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."