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About Me

My name is Joe,I come from noble blood....maltese noble blood.I'm a narsacist,I'm a classic narsacist.I'm better than you and I know it.I'm a god and you will beg for my friendship.One of my favorite things to do is kidnapp your sister,set her up in a sleazy hotel room and have cops pay me $1000 bucks a head to gang bang her and beat her into submision.I also enjoy fucking your mom and eating cake.Me and my best friend Genevieve get together,hunt zombies and eat cake until we puke.There's nothing better than eating cake,except punching buffalos in the head.I punch buffalos in the head every day in Traverse city.I spend $20 is gas every day just so I can punch them in the face.And then I molest then,and scar them for life.Some say I am coarse,but I am truly refined.I am a bohemian.I sit at outdoor cafes,drink fine wine and eat pastries.I like drinking absinthe and rum.I smoke alot of ciggarettes and I fantasize about fucking men and women in the ass.I am also very political and very proactive.I hate Bush and everything he stands for.I hate how he focuses on reinforcing fear with the threat of terror all for the sake of profit and oil.Anyways,I'm a true bipolar.I'm rude and uncouth,but I am also pleasant and refined.I'm prententious and snobby but down to earth and charming.I'm a walking contradiction.
You scored as Akasha. You are the ultimate in ambition. You don't just want to own the world you want to make crawl to you on its hands and knees begging for mercy or at the least a taste!

Akasha

100%

Deacon Frost

92%

Spike

83%

Lestat

75%

Louis

67%

Marius

67%

Armand

58%

Angel

50%

Dracula

50%

Blade

33%
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Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness || 10%
Accommodation || 10%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical || 10%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

fucking jons mom getting laid kinky sex drinking ice tea getting shit faced palying vice city porn playing with my dogs road trips anal sex eating cake and doing drugs

I'd like to meet:

punks only punks everyone ealse can go fuck them self

Music:

anal cunt reagan youth anti flag walls of jerico bad brains minor threat lower class brats old distillers x the clash vice squad old rancid the queers siouxsie and the banshees x ray speck social d casualties ramones dead boys buzzcocks motorhead nofx system of a down descendents tilt the stooges mc5 patty simth avenged sevenfold gbh old afi kittie the unseen flogging molly fear exploited dead milkmen dropkick murphys devotchkas dead kennedys chaos uk globel threat circel jercks sex pistols black flag bad religion agent orange lunnachicks adolescents richard hell virus virus nine fifi nirvana sonic youth cristan death left over crack cockeny rejects cocksparer petter and the testtube babbies uk subs toy dolls major accedent chocking suesan cilt 45 abarseif weels the jam the runaways x offenders chicks with dicks copone gg alen jonney thunders newyork dolls riverdales the damaned stiff littel finggers op ivy mustered plug the addicts the vurkers the henchmen muder city deviles and sloopy seconeds,sham 69 crass millons of dead cops cockeny rejects trash brats
Oi Punk!AKA Street punk, Crust punk, etc. You're the more
colorful of the punks, and maybe alittle dirty.
You're most likely most at home at a show, on
the streets, or on someones couch after a
party. Like the political punk, you're all
about the unity, and having a good time. Tho
some of the bastards in the scene give you a
bad name by being shitty to their fellow punk,
most oi punks are more friendly and fun to be
around.

What type of punk are you?
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Movies:

FIGHT CLUB SID AND NACY FEAR AND LOTHING INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE way of the gun the god father porn time square way down town fight club scareface goodfellas bronx tale true rommance and alot of other stuff i cant spell

Television:

simpsons family guy x files buffy ya u read that right got probelm angel to mother fucker er csi histroy chanel discrovy chanel six feet under sapranos the shield rescue me nip tuck and thats about it

Books:

any thing by dr hunter s tompson ann rice and mary shelly

Heroes:

dr hunter s tompson and alexander the great

My Blog

fear and lothing in the heart of american isolation

There are two faces I show since I recovered, one the charming concited highly intengent funny caring charismatic wonderful person all fall in love with but that all fasod I fell my self slipping the...
Posted by joey bullshit on Mon, 28 May 2007 05:31:00 PST

fear and loathing in the heart of love and hate

6 old friends who are fucking cock suckers and why 6.annie you're a fucking door mate who is obsessed with gen and you let your faggot boy toy beat you say you slept with 4 people more like 400 you l...
Posted by joey bullshit on Sat, 12 May 2007 04:00:00 PST

for anj how we began

Ok so it was February 1997 I was 13 she was 14 we went to frost middle school and we ere on a field trip to sears in Livonia mall I walk up to her and said do you hear a bell she said she didn't know...
Posted by joey bullshit on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:26:00 PST

fear and lothing in the heart of american friendship

Lets hear it for my mates we start with Jessica I did put you through a lot but I was fucking sick not my mother fucken fault it wasent me who did it was my illness get over you self and call me so w...
Posted by joey bullshit on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:08:00 PST

battel

so i was walking down the street to get a pack of smokes when out of the woods comes a pack of wild turkeys and they were angry and out for blood they jumped me i put my dukes up back agants the wall ...
Posted by joey bullshit on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

10 REASONS WHY JON'S MOM IS A COCK SUCKING SLUT

10) She sucked my dick in a big boy parking lot 9) I fucked her on Jon's bed 8) Cause brad lost his virginity to her 7) Because on Jon twenity first birth day she was the striper 6) Becaus...
Posted by joey bullshit on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:14:00 PST

i need to sleep

in this room i need an ice tea i need to call ashley i need to call anj i want to talk to tiffany i want to talk to jessica i wish jax would call me i wish i had a car i need to get laid i need some c...
Posted by joey bullshit on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:31:00 PST

fear and lothing and forbiden friendship

So Linda came up this weekend she got hear on Friday it was snowing like crazy so we went out to dinner out a really nice chink restaurant we ate had fun made each other laugh and the people next to ...
Posted by joey bullshit on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:32:00 PST

pizza and lap dances

Allright you fuck for shits what would you do. There's theses 5 people Jon tiffany Jessica and brad and they were my best mates. Hears the story I am profoundly severe bipolar disorder ...
Posted by joey bullshit on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:36:00 PST

i m sorry

so yeah when I talked to jax I found out that I really fucked her over she said I put so much trust in you and you stab me in the back she then said do you even have a sole you ego maniac you heart i...
Posted by joey bullshit on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:48:00 PST