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mossman

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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 The Mossman recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Coors Light. The Mossman was what Willis was talkin' about. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then the Mossman turned that wine into beer.the Mossman can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.the Mossman counted to infinity - twice.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for the Mossman.Mossman does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.Mossman is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like the Mossman.If you spell Mossman in Scrabble, you win. Forever.Some people like to eat frogs' legs. The Mossman likes to eat lizard legs. Thats where snakes come from.For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For the Mossman, each testicle is larger than the other one.It takes the Mossman 20 minutes to watch 60 minutesThe Mossman is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ozzy and other people that rock
adopt your own virtual pet!

My Blog

websites

I don't check my myspace very often and I update it even less.  My blog though is a different story since I update that almost daily and sometimes more then one time a day.  Check it out.  http://www....
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:39:00 GMT

Don Imus

By JASON WHITLOCKColumnistThank you, Don Imus. You've given us (black people) an excuse to avoid our real problem.You've given Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson another opportunity to pretend that the old...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:07:00 GMT

Check out this event: Jenn's birthday

Hosted By: eric moss, sarah h.When: Saturday Jan 20, 2007 at 7:00 PMWhere: Jenn's111 Brooklyn Stanhope RoadStanhope, 07871United StatesDescription:eric moss, sarah h. Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 21:09:00 GMT

dog

HONOLULU - TV reality star Duane "Dog" Chapman and two co-stars on his show were arrested Thursday in Hawaii on charges of illegal detention and conspiracy in the bounty hunters' capture three years a...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 14:18:00 GMT

greatest metal bands of all time

An MTV panel of heavy metal "experts," consisting of "nine die-hard, longtime fans," recently came together to compile a list of the "Greatest Heavy Metal Bands of All Time." "In part one [of the proc...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 21:11:00 GMT

metallica inducting Black Sabbath in the rocknroll hall of fame

lemme jus say this...about fucking time. sabbath foreverLars Ulrich: "Let me start off by saying that, if I'm doing my math right, we are gonna celebrate BLACK SABBATH tonight a decade or so late, bu...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 23:50:00 GMT

fuck fedex

alright i dont know how many of u know my gf Jenn.  for those of u that do know her however i know u can all admit that shes the kind, polight, good hearted and respectful.  this is why it a...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 16:38:00 GMT

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero

Eddie you were one of the best in the business and it is a travesty that you had to leave in this manner.  Just like your catch phrase "I lie, I cheat and I steal"  you stole our imagination...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 18:37:00 GMT

sharon osbourne

In 30 years in this business and after attending hundreds of gigs l have never seen anything anywhere near as disgusting and unprofessional as what went on that night. I was standing on our sound desk...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 22:16:00 GMT

concerts

i seen a lot of concerts this year...heres the list fozzy motley crue jonny lang jefferson airplane billy idol judas priest (with queensrhyche) ozzfest (with black sabbath and ironmaiden) motley crue ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 04:42:00 GMT