Minor "Z-List" Radio Celebrity Status - here we come!!!!!
Well after years of drifting round in the wilderness I have finally found a profession that combines my two favourite things - talking inane babble to complete strangers and rock and roll.
After a few brief spells doing the RSL circuit I finished my Ma as a broadcast journalist at Falmouth
Then after more applications, begging letters, plea bargaining and generally whoring myself around those lovely chaps at Atlantic FM offered me my dream job - well OK my dream job would be to be PJ Harvey's man-whore but that position doesn't come up much in the free-ads!!
So after almost 2 years of nights they finally saw fit to give me a peak time show. Now I spend my time prattling on about inane rubbish - just as I have done all my entire life - it's just now I get paid for it.