You can tell pretty much which text on this page was written when I was just mucking around and didn't expect anyone else to see it...! I've preserved it for... history. Or something. Maybe because it still amuses me. I'm easily amused.
This is simply an experiment to see if it's possible to create a MySpace page that doesn't belong in the top 100 worst ever page designs ever on the InterWeb ever, ever, ever.
Don't worry, I'm still working on the goddamn motherfucking flashing gifs that need to rain down all over the screen so I can be way cool.
Good God people, are you insane or just blind!?
...update... something is wrong.. website evil... dying... must keep going, must make notes.. future of humanity... website actively encourages addition of vast amounts of garbage... all design tweaking is somehow worse than default layout... is this possible? How is this possible? Seems to defy logic... what is a friend invite.... are they real? in my head? ... dizzy... not in normal space... everything turning white...
I'm learning to fire twirl! Here's a video of me starting out. I want to get better. Need more moves, wanna get more fluid in my movement, would love to do a routine to music. Note near disastrous hair encounter.