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Beelzabob

About Me

I am an avid fan of long pork ( preferably veal ). I have attained the title of lesser demon of gravel pit parties. My favorite musical instrument is the Pitch Fork.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent humans. Friendly animals. People who want to smoke some weed. Freaky musicians and happy go lucky aliens that want to party down.

My Blog

Dog Man, or God Damn

No matter what Demons plague you. Or Gods that judge you. True Magic is,  and always will be. That which enables you, to live with your ridiculous self.
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 21:32:00 GMT

Damn Nation.

  Damnation. 1. the act of damning or the state of being damned. 2. a cause or occasion of being damned. 3. condemnation to eternal punishment as a consequence of sin.   Damn Nation. 1. Ruth...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:49:00 GMT

Fear this.

The US has decided to lower its expectations for enlistment. This means that the amount of pure cannon fodder will increase considerably. Which should scare the crap out of most of the rest of the wo...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:33:00 GMT

The new savings and loan scandal

The house building industry.... A dead end, yet some evil corporate bastards are raping all of the available land calling it "Urban developement".  Townhouses/ Condo's and single or mul...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:28:00 GMT

We broke "IT"

The Animal contract.... You know.  The unspoken contract that each and every living entity on this dirt ball have had since conception ( ewww, that word always makes me think of a baby hatchery.)...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 16:00:00 GMT

need Right and Left wings to fly? fuck it time to crash to the ground.

..> Need Both wings to fly...Right and left. Fuck it. Time to crash to the ground. I just loathe the fucking shit out of Anne Coulter... and She, Like Rush Limbaugh are the "Peoples voice of ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 18:28:00 GMT

Bad Poetry ( Whiffle Bat Contender)

Swunky farting poot thrusted whiffle bat contender.Disenchanted diaretic pole cat emaciator.Solemn bowing fat bastard's glandular expulsionsbecome the Spaceship spunk injection for the malto meal expl...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:47:00 GMT

Fluid Dynamics

Fluid dynamics,,,, Quantum foam. Mathematics of the higher forms. Spheres adjacent to and comprised of more spheres like so many B-B's filling other spheres that fill still more spheres exponentially...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 19:56:00 GMT

The "All Mind"

     From the muddled morass that is my drunken mind I find the truth/bullshit comes unbidden.  Unlike, yet the same as the Jungian construct of the Collective unconcious.&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 19:40:00 GMT

The Human Connection?

I used to work in an outpatient group home for schizophrenics as the night watchman, or as my friends would say "Nightwatch at Bedlam". During this time I was heavily into "The Book of Pleasure" by A...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:41:00 GMT