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The J.O.A.T. ~ R.I.P. Green

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About Me

First off, please know I am unlike any person you know, but exaclty like everyone you've ever encountered. I remind you of someone that you've never met. I am everything that people pretend to be. I have many faces and mulitple personalities. Which ever you get to know is contingent upon how you approach me ... on the vibe you give me. You can know me for one 100 years and never know the side of me that I've shown to someone that I've known for all but 1 hour. I am myself with no desire to mimic, impersonate, immitate, mirror, or resemble any other human being. Embrace my flaws and correct my perfections. Love me for me ... Becasue thats' all I will ever be, a MVP!Secondly, I don't have too much of a conscience and tolerance for petty shit or petty thoughts. I'm very down to earth, very humble, talented, funny and probably "thee" MOST well rounded man or person you'll ever meet, there's almost nothing I can't do. I'm a realist, so I have no time for bullshit or I bring some real shit your way, plain and simple. I bring realness and happiness to the world and to people who desire it as well. I'm known by the names Southpaw and JOAT(Jack Of All Trades...cuz I do it all!). But I'm 6'3" 220 lbs. I play Football, Basketball and Softball and great at all of them, my trophies only tell half the story. I feel that I made all my mistakes early in life so now at this point I lived, learned and now I'm at a point in life to where I keep all miscues, mistakes and incorrect moves to a minimum.I'm a man that handles his bizness and MAKES it happen not let it happen. Family comes first. Love and Loyalty is a MUST. Everything else gets handled accordingly. I'm a RARE Breed. I move, strategized and react like no one you'll ever meet when my hand is force to do so. I'm a G! It's always chess, never checkers! Tha Pharsyde is my home, and I keep a tight circle of people who lives by the code of PSP. Precision, Speed and Power. Also I personally operate under the 48 laws of power!!!If you know me from school, tha hood, or somewhere and I haven't spoken to you in years, feel free to hit me up. Also, I play a mean Chess game and I'm real serious when I get to moving them pieces, so you could holla if you want your ass bust too!LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THIS ISN'T A POPULARITY CONTEST, MY FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE I SPEAK TO, SOME MORE THAN OTHERS BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST WITHOUT SENDING A MESSAGE FIRST, MORE THAN LIKELY YOU WILL BE DENIED. THIS LITTLE MESSAGE HERE, WAS PUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PAGE ON PURPOSE TO SEE IF YOU ACTUALLY READ MY PAGE AND DIDN'T JUST SEND ME A REQUEST BECAUSE YOU LIKE MY PICS. AND WHEN YOU BECOME MY FRIEND, PLEASE KNOW I DON'T POST THEM GIRLY GLITTER GRAPHICS. I HATE THEM... THANK YOU!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kaseem
Birthday: 29 Sept. 1981
Birthplace: Brooklyn:Bed-Stuy
Current Location: Rotten Apple
Eye Color: Light Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Southpaw(Lefty)
Your Heritage: Str8 Negro
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timberlands
Your Weakness: Telling My Daughter "NO"
Your Fears: Dying before my daughter becomes a woman. I can't leave her alone in this cold world as a child.
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken & Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make more money than last year and stay alive!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?...
Your Best Physical Feature: My Eyes (They see through you and all the bullshit the world has to offer, plus they look good)
Your Bedtime: Whenever I go to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Having good credit, LOL
Pepsi or Coke: I Don't drink soda...but Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Doesn't matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona (Green Tea or Southern Brew)
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Hell mudafukin fuckin no biotch!
Do you Sing: Yea but does it sound good, no!
Do you Shower Daily: Who's gonna admit they don't
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: I'm sort of in college..... Classes
Do you want to get Married: I do
Do you belive in yourself: Hell Yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: No...But I'm sick of moving
Do you think you are Attractive: No I like the term "Grown and Sexy"
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a healthy freak, so yes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em'
Do you play an Instrument: Well sometimes I play with my...oh you mean musical,LOL
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup, XO Hennessy
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hell NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Hell 2 da nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm black, nuff said
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A thief never tells
Ever been Drunk: I'm tipsy right now, so I'm on my way there, wanna race?
Ever been called a Tease: Never
Ever been Beaten up: Come to think of it, NO
Ever Shoplifted: as a kid
How do you want to Die: Real slow...I need to have a conversation with the grim repper, so it may take a minute, we both got some issues to discuss!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Not rich but comfortable in life and at peace with myself.
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Long preferably
Height: at least 5 feet
Weight: 120-160 unless your height evens out your weight
Best Clothing Style: Lingerie
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: I don't know
Number of Piercings: don't matter
Number of Tattoos: don't matter
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1

My Interests

I'm bout my money! I love Music, Sports, Chess, News, Food and Women (What else does a man need?)I edited my profile at Doobix.com
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I'd like to meet:

Straight up, I'll be real which ya. Right now, it's M.O.E.(Money Over Everything) for 2007! I'm not "Looking" for anyone in particular. I'm trying to get and stay focused on me for a minute before I could focus on anyone else. So ladies when the time is right, we could make it do what it do. Make sure you got a good pair of gloves, cause please believe, I'm a good catch!

Music:

I love Hip Hop, Rap, R&B. I like all genres but mainly them three. I like particularly old skool hip-hop and R&B, before it got watered down like todays music you hear. Also, I love 80's music, that fast pace dance shit you hear on Z100 LOL!
Click here to get your own poll!
Who is the greatest rapper EVER?
Tupac
Biggie
Jay-Z
Nas

Movies:

Thee best opening ever made for a movie!!!One of the greatest movies for uniqueness, characters and cinemaphotography!!!

Television:

One of the funniest stand ups I ever seen!!!One of the best commercials ever!!!Classic TV! Martin, the best comedy sitcom ever to date!Nature is life, this channel is educational and entertaining.

Books:

The Best book I EVER read, the book of life, this is my bible... "The 48 Laws Of Power"As far as magazines... XXL, Black Mens Magazine, Smooth, SSX, KING, and VIBE.

Heroes:

Vote for me, Father of The Year 2007! LOL

My Blog

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