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dan

lenny!

About Me


yo, i'm dan and i'm down. there's not much to say; i'm a strange person, i guess. my personality tends to fluctuate with certain conditions; i can be more chill than you was if you was comatose or wilder than yo' momma ever was when she was still hittin' the crack, son.
i try to be nice to most people, because i value that quality in others. i tend to be quiet and reserved when i'm not around people i'm totally comfortable with, but i try my best.
i like to think about things, philosophize even, because there's so much shit in the world right now that baffles me, and sometimes you gotta sit down and just think about it, clear things up. i live by one saying: "BITCH TOOK MY LAZERR." try and figure it out, i dare you.
i love all my friends, they're pretty much the reason i live; the reason i drag my tired, broke-ass out of bed each morning and suffer in that miserable shithole called school.
i like change, and i think that says a lot to my personality. if you understand that, that's really cool, i appreciate that, but if you don't, whatever, no worries; that's the type of mindset i tend to hold on things. i used to be a bitter person, i kinda wore my pessimism on my chest, but things are different now, and so am i, but there's still a little left. like i said, i value change.
i like to joke around, poke fun at things; i also take things seriously, or at least keep certain things in mind when i say something. perspective is key, yo.
people don't really understand me, and i know a lot of people just say that, but i think it's true for me. like, you're probably reading this and you have no fucking clue what the hell's going on; you're probably thinking something like, "did he just say my momma smoke crack?" and i don't know, your friend shaniqua's probably in the corner over there rollin' her neck, going, "oh, no, he DI'INT!!" and even though it's like that, it's alright, not many people do understand. and yeah, i did say your momma smokes crack, live with it 'fore i shank you, fool.
and i'm sure there's a lot of shit i should write but, even though i wish it were otherwise, who the fuck is actually gonna read past SIX paragraphs? yeah, blind kids, i agree.
citizencrack 00

My Interests

when fools is gettin' popped

I'd like to meet:



Music:

crackrocksteady, crust, experimental grindcore/death metal, hardcore, thrash, d-beat, dub, reggae, funk, folk, hip-hop, rap, baroque, techno, rave, youtube video-music, lot of weird shit...
26 beers
a tribe called quest
agathocles
agents of change
atrocity solution
aus-rotten
b-squad
born/dead
crooked law
dancehall satan
dropdead
dystopia
evil empire
f-minus
fat boys
the filaments
have heart
immortal technique
inner terrestrials
intro5pect
juice crew
lower-class citizens
mad conductor
mischief brew
municipal waste
nasum
nausea
no ca$h
no change for currency
no commercial value
no glory
n.w.a.
o.f.c.
officer down
phobia
pig destroyer
see you next tuesday
the $hake-up
tupac
stupid stupid henchmen
wecamewithbrokenteeth
(afro-grindcore)
witch hunt
wu-tang clan

Movies:

donnie darko
ben-hur
memento
moulin rouge
barbershop
olivier's hamlet
gangs of new york
training day
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
krush groove
juice
life is beautiful
west side story
citizen kane
gandhi
how high
and some other shit

Television:

mashes yo' brain

Books:

i read Steinbeck like it's my job, yo.

and some other shit...

Heroes:

jizz