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Herr Zarathustra

David OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (*swings beerstein in the air above primary chorister's head*) McKay is fol

About Me

I'm a little embarrassed to be on here---I swore I'd never do it. But, here I am, exposed and looking around the nude beach wondering how the hell I got here and where I put that sock and sun block. As a fan website, I may not be able to get back to each and every one of you all the time....Har har. I am in the last year of my undergrad at the University of Utah, where I am double majoring in music and political science. I am an opera singer (this part is the truth, though it may not sound like it). It's what I hope to do when I grow up (can I still say that?). I will apply for graduate school in voice performance in the near future. Blah, blah, blah. What else? I am a fiercely loyal friend and a nasty enemy. Sense of humor is of utmost importance to me--I think it's my best quality and my defense mechanism against life. Seriously, I am a clown, frequently whoring myself out for a little laugh (or a quick buck). I like to take good care of my body. Some call it vanity, but how would you feel living in fear--not knowing day to day what sort of compromising pictures the paparazzi may or may not take of you? They killed Princess Di, so as a person of equal fame and station, the bastards have gotten my attention, umkay? I don't abbreviate when I text message because I am a total nerd and perfectionist. But--I’m also a procrastinator, the antithesis of the premature ejaculator. In fact, I am one big, dirty pile of contradictions; Janet Jackson's nipple on the prime time Sesame Street Special. Did I mention I’m a little random? (I listen to Handel followed by Jay-Z when I jog) So...I feel pretty corny describing myself; just contact me if you wanna get to know me better. Wink. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests


Create Your Own Opera and music in general, traveling, working out, marathons, triathalons (in the near future), movies, hanging out, performing arts in general, dancing like it hurts/ain't nobody's business, languages, skiing, waterskiing, reading and great food.

Music:

In no particular order: Mozart, Caetano Veloso, Britten, Malher, Barber, Radiohead, Fiona Apple, Ben Folds/Ben Folds Five, Jay-z, Schubert, Beethoven, Sondheim, Tori Amos, Bartok, Beck, Bernstein, Bjork, Brazilian Girls, Yma Sumac, Jobim, Johnny Cash, Coldplay, Nikka Costa, David Bowie, Dr. Dre, Cesaria Evora, Gipsy Kings, Gorillaz, Handel, Jimi Hendrix, Janácek, Janis Joplin, Billy Joel, Joni Mitchell, Bach, The Killers, Manu Chao, Michael Jackson (old school stuff), Missy Elliott, Orff, Outkast, Prince, Puccini, Verdi, Queen, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rossini, Stravinsky, Tchaikovsky, Tom Jones (guilty pleasure), Usher, Rufus Wainwright, Weill, Kanye West and the White Stipes tops off the tip of the iceberg.

Movies:

Central Station (Central Do Brasil), Wit, Office Space, 8 1/2, Guffman, Donny Darko, Kill Bill I und II, Mysterious Skin, God father I et II, Dr. Strangelove, Pulp Fiction, Amadeus, Dangerous Liasons, Being John Malcovich, Before Sunset, After Sunset, Hannah and Her Sisters, Annie Hall, Love and War, Crimes and Misdeamenors (all good Woody Allen), Borat, The Piano, Talk to Her, All About My Mother, Bad Education (all good Almodovar), The English Patient, Life Aquatic, Traffic, American Beauty, Fargo, 2046, The Silence of the Lamb, Amores Perros, Fight Club, and so, so many more...

Books:

Pale Fire, Capitães da Areia,For Whom the Bell Tolls,Beloved, Sexual Personae, Vamps and Tramps,The Things They Carried, all the short stories of Kafka, anything by Hemingway, ditto with Nabokov, Letters To A Young Poet, No Man Knows My History,Close Range and all the short story collections of Annie Proulx,Catch 22, Razor's edge,Of Human Bondage, Heart O' Darkness, Huckleberry Finn, poetry of W. H. Auden. SNL TV Funhouse Smurfette Show

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Heavenly Mother Chistian--tzen, Are You Really There?

I Guess it's time to lose my blog-hymento get rid of my blog-maidenhead and pop my blogerry. So, go easy; it's my first time (or so I always tell people. Wink). Actually, I was just going to post a n...
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