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Nucking Futs

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am a divorced 38 year old female. I have two kids(11 & 14) who remind me everyday that I make there life suck! I like many different things but most important is I like to be Happy! Life is too short!

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I got my Myspace layout from pYzam .

My Blog

Things Mom Would Never Say

1. 'How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?'2. 'Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too'3. 'Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look morecheery'4. 'Let me smell that shirt ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:51:00 GMT

Rules for dating my daughter!

Rule One: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off your hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:33:00 GMT

A Poem for Women

He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. My biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks T...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:26:00 GMT

Classes for Men

Classes for Men Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each. Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube tr...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:00:00 GMT