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the Spruce Moose

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who have an opinion that they can back up. Or introverts that want someone else to sit quietly with.Ok... and not to sound like a complete cuntbag...but bands- please god stop the friend requests if I don't know you. And for fucks sake- if your classification includes the words "emo" or "screamo", go punch yourselves in the face- and grow some cajones. I'm not 15, I'm not wounded, I have no patience for whining outside of music either.

My Blog

overwhelmed

So, I'm now learning what it is like to lose family.  And to not be able to make things better.  And those of you that know me pretty well know that I'm too much of a control freak to not tr...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:44:00 GMT

Phone Calls that ROCK

Can I just let everyone know that Lauren Gayle is the best phone conversationalist ever~  Hobos shitting in public, job interviews and brunch plans all in the same call...  
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 14:39:00 GMT

goodness.

I was just feeling bored and narcissistic so I decided to peruse all comments ever left on my profile.  I have the smartest funniest friends in the world, Thank you all for making myspace at leas...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 22:27:00 GMT

poop.

Why do people we love say such stupid things...... makes me sad man. 
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 19:32:00 GMT

doula-licious.

0h good god... I am now in hour 49 of a 52 hour shift... one baby-- two nipples(neither of them mine by the way)- no cooperation.. I actually slept with my finger in a babies mouth last night. why you...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:40:00 GMT

sammich?

I've got the flu and am in serious need of sustenance.. i'm all pale and gross and full of snot, doesn't someone want to bring me a sammich? Avocado, havarti, sprouts, tomato, cucumber and mustard wo...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 15:35:00 GMT

well its been confirmed

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Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 20:07:00 GMT

sugar high

woah, i need to buy myself a fridge, cause i'm living on ramen and hostess cupcakes and bell peppers. -- i know what you are thinking--"that is a very well balanced meal, why you have sugar, vegetable...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 16:52:00 GMT

what the fuck am i thinking?!?

so. as some people know, i broke up with my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years about 3 months ago and now i'm being an idiot and feeling all sad and sappy and missing him- not able to remember the shitty things...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 17:44:00 GMT

fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it

no really. whatever
Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 02:48:00 GMT