tequila

My name is Tequila. I'm 2 pounds n im a pimp. I love chewing on expensive shoes, toilet paper and furniture. On the weekends you can find me at the mall with my mom n her idiot friends. My dad, Jenny, likes to take me on car rides with her dumb friends but since she sucks at driving I usually get car sick but i get revenge when i get home n pee on all her clothes. haha. Right now im single but im looking for a couple of bitches to hook up with on myspace so if ur interested just message me..© whateverlife.com© whateverlife.com