i'm jarred. i like rainbows and big hard cocks in aimee's kitchen. steve irwin is the man. i like myself, my penis, and myself. i'm short, i make up for it in the pants. i live with 2 ball joe. we sleep naked together. i don't say mom and dad... its not part of my vocabulary. i have the captain in me, always. i have a brother named sandy. idun kno acuz i got like a writers block, or wateva.