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bryan

i hate everyone...

About Me

No Comments, Message me!Now get up and give in I’ll crack your knuckles again Supplicate and survive this transubstantiation And get so mean - I want to know what it means (Did you laugh?) You know I did (Did you cry?) I couldn’t get it right (Did you live?) Always on the edge (Did you lie?) Causing such a fright (Did you love?) Oh to be forgiven (Did you try?) But it wouldn’t be right God it feels like an honest goodbye That sick brass boy day dreamin’ - cry baby convict demon Hands so clean - A sympathetic cold blooded killing machine How did you get so mean? - I want to know what it means…SUMMER SHOWS AND CONCERTS!

My Interests

I LIVE BREATHE AND SLEEP THE MUPPETS!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: BRYAN GUNTHER HARWOOD!
Birthday: November 10th 1988
Birthplace: Lancaster CA
Current Location: Bakershit
Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: BLONDE
Height: 5' 9''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right...
Your Heritage: GERMAN, SCOTTISH, an some native american...
The Shoes You Wore Today: my jesus sandals!!
Your Weakness: never really thought about that...
Your Fears: a friend or loved one getting hurt!
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza Port!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my damn Tattoo! oh and a job so i can get money to get the tattoo!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i dont us IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: i hope noone sees my morning glory...
Your Best Physical Feature: haha well i can tell you my favorite!
Your Bedtime: average is about 10
Your Most Missed Memory: going to Disneyland with Katie...
Pepsi or Coke: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonalds!!
Single or Group Dates: whats a date? sorry its been to long....
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Nigro!
Cappuccino or Coffee: both! just cream that shit up!!!
Do you Smoke: HELL NO!!!! I HATE smoking WITH A PASSION!!
Do you Swear: Yeah only when im around the guys, or when im really REALLY MAD!
Do you Sing: used to.
Do you Shower Daily: yes!!!
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Im going to college! Indt Tech/welding/fabrications Major
Do you want to get Married: YES!!!! not for awhile though haha
Do you belive in yourself: Yes!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on the orange swings at CA adventure
Do you think you are Attractive: honestly no...
Are you a Health Freak: if i were than i wouldnt eat a box of popsicles a day
Do you get along with your Parents: yes!
Do you like Thunderstorms: ok this question is stupid... but yes i do haha
Do you play an Instrument: Wash boards and spoons
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NO
In the past month have you Smoked: HELL NO!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: HELL NO DAMN!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ehhh no...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah i was lookin 4 a job
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not in the past month but yes i have!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes and i hated it!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: haha yes...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, and im glad i did too haha!
Ever been Drunk: not totally shitfaced but a lil buzzed...
Ever been called a Tease: ehh NO!
Ever been Beaten up: haha well i did get my face smashed in 2 years ago...
Ever Shoplifted: haha yes.
How do you want to Die: hmmm. well id really like to have a huge anvil that says ACME on it land on my head but instead of instintly killing me i get a really huge goose egg on my head then fozzi bear says wokka wokka and i die of laughter.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am grown up and it still hasnt happened yet...
What country would you most like to Visit: none the USA is my Home!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dont matter they just have to be breathtaking!
Favourite Hair Color: anything but a red head! haha
Short or Long Hair: anything but butch, thats gross
Height: shorter than me.
Weight: alot less then me!!!!
Best Clothing Style: anything but gangsta! haha
Number of Drugs I have taken: ABSOLUTELY ZERO!!! and im damn proud to have never fallin to temptation!!!
Number of CDs I own: 76123874651238745123876518723459873298..69127451
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: i've got 3 in the works! in works i mean i need money...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: being to hard on the one i loved to the point of pushing them away...

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I'd like to meet:

WATCH THIS OR DIE A PAINFUL DEATH!!!Kermit, Fozzi, Beaker, Animal, Ms. Piggi, Swedish Chef, Skeeter, Bean, Gonzo, Dr.Bunson HoneyDew, Rizzo, Swedums, Old Grumpy Guys, Sam Eagle, The Whole Muppets Band, Space Pigs

Music:

This List Will Never Stop Growing so its probably not very up to date as of now...but its a general idea anyways!

Movies:

Muppets Go see IRON MAIDEN! haha that'd be sweet movie!

Television:

the Muppets!

Books:

Muppets coloring books!

Heroes:

THE MUPPETS!And LORDIeveryone who has helped me out through the years, i would poison the chalice and bleed for you!

My Blog

To My Friends and Family you know who you are!!!!

hey, i just wanted to say i love you all and thank you for being there for me even when things were crappy. I owe my existance to all of you! wheather i've known you my whole life or i've just met you...
Posted by bryan on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:07:00 PST

12 MOST ESSENTIAL BLACK METAL ALBUMS!!

Ok everyone I just compiled a short list of 12 of THE most important Black Metal albums of ALL TIME! They are the essential black metal albums, Keep in mind that this is all in my own opinion and Lets...
Posted by bryan on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:28:00 PST