I am a small creature origionally native to Taunton Vale but more recently sighted in the far land of Foul-mouth, Cornwall fair. I am available in a variety of colours from purplish green to black; the common long-haired red is now extinct and the name inaccurate.You can purchase your own from a small Alcove 5' up the wall of the ladies loo in the Kings Head, Taunton, Somerset, though it must be noted that i am not there all the time because my head gets stuck which accounts for its unfortunate shape. You are best advised to try Friday to Saturday because although Sunday may be the most reliable day for me to be in stock there is no guarantee of the quality of the product. Side effects may include listlessness, narcolepcy and a white crust around the mouth and nose. Returns and refunds are not available though I may be exchanged for a credit note enabling you to buy a different friend of similar monetary value.If you ask for a refund i will hunt you down and eat you.
Breaks my heart to see poo cry;
Doggy Poo the movie. apparently.
