Thermodynamics, fluidynamics, dynamics, space-walks, slurpees, high fructose corn syrup, and the workings of the inside of the greatist invention of our time: The Clapper.Oh, and I missed anything mechanical. I love cars. everything about them. I worked in the aftermarket automotive industry for almost 10 years doing everything from working behing the parts counter to technical sales and light R&D with a company who made gearbox and drive line components for race cars. I love cars.My newest thing is R/C cars. they are just like the real thing but smaller. they're even huge money pits just like the real thing. The R/C stuff is even better then the real thing in alot of ways. I can't jump my real car over the shit I have launched my R/C cars off of (even though I've tried in the past) without getting in some kind of trouble. Plus, I can park 12 R/C cars in my room, where the hell would I park 12 cars?
Everyone. Except that dude I see in traffic sometimes with the really bad toupee. He just kind of freaks me out. I am not here to boost your Myspace numbers. How about an email with your friends request if I don't know you? So if there is no reason for me to have you here and you ask to be on my friends list, PISS OFF!!!!
I am not "EMO." What is "EMO?" How did this "EMO" come about and how do we stop it? "EMO" "EMO" "EMO" "EMO" FUCK! Has it gone away yet? Is it just a subspecies of the "Goth" kid without the eyeliner? Do some of them actualy wear eyeliner? Is it "EMO" of me to even wonder this stuff? I'm getting depressed.....
The Usual Suspects (gimmiethegunyafuckincocksucker....), Smokey and the Bandit, Half Baked, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Mallrats ("Why did she break up with you?" "I farted while she was going down on me"), Swingers(I'm the ass hole everybody, I'm the ass hole in the place..), Pulp Fuction(I'm a mushroom cloud layin mutha fucka mutha fucka! [Pulp Fiction and Swingers are both instant classics. There are so many lines from those movies that will live on forever you can't count them all]), Lost in Translation. I will add to the list as I think of more. All these movies are instant classics
I don't get a chance to watch tv any more. When I do I try to catch re-runs of the A-Team and Knight Rider. What ever happened to predictable poorly written 80's tv? Man I miss it. Fuckin reality shows.... I can't stay away from Cops either. God I love that show. I wish they would bring out the dog more often. A prostitution sting where the guy takes off in his car (while being chased by the K9 unit), a crash, he jumps out and runs while being run down and tackled by the dog.... we can all dream.
"Go Dog Go" and "Yertle The Turtle" were favorites of mine when I was younger. As a journalist/writer I have done plenty of writing and reading and I have to say I like my writing the best.
"Only a man who knows what it is to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even." Muhammad Ali"Mmmmmmm Beer" Homer Simpson, Bob Ross and the Bob Ross stencil. Mad props to Applebees.