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Bryan

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About Me

It's called the American dream, because you have to be a sleep to believe it!

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I'd like to meet:

Whoever, I will give anybody at least one chance before I hate them. You're not prejudice if you hate everybody equally. Also, old high school buddies or not. Anybody else that happens to be a quadriplegic that isn't to scared! I cannot forget the lovely legs of Stacy Keibler!! Who by the way is the only celebrity on my list!

Music:

Good old country...

Movies:

Tombstone, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, movies where Travolta is the bad guy, Kevin Smith movies, Aladdin, Joe Dirt, Dickie Roberts, Space Balls, Dazed and Confused, White Man Can't Jump, Evolution, and basically any good comedy! I'm currently stuck in a bind, because I don't know whether or not I like Star Wars better than Lord of the Rings. Feel free to comment on this dilemma(I can go either way!). This list could go on forever!


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Television:

I'm loyal to 24, The Daily Show, and the Colbert Report...

Books:

Hobbit, 100 Years of Solitude, and Siddhartha. I'm currently not reading anything, because I have developed a stutter!

Heroes:

I'm not with stupid!!!

My Blog

Historical Significance of the Word Honky

Historical Significance of the Word Honky   I was always curious of the origin of the word honky!!  Because this word supposedly lacks historical significance, it has been allowed to be used...
Posted by Bryan on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:20:00 PST

Résumé Time

George W. Bush Resume Past work experience: Ran for congress and lost. Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie. Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:50:00 PST

Disabled and Wheelchair Jokes

Disabled and wheelchair jokes   What's the definition of the word "Tight"? Planting a bomb under somone in a wheelchair, putting their brakes on, and saying "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE"! ................
Posted by Bryan on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 04:22:00 PST