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Troy

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About Me


My Interests

I'd like to meet:



"Light up a cigarette she said
And calm the fuck down
You got a serious side to you
That could give the whole world a frown
Now nothin' really matters to me you see
Check out these holes in my gown
Let your eyes lose their focus a little
Let your guard come down

I was thirsty for everything
But water wasn't my style
Guess we might have to teach me somethin'
Guess we might have to show me how"

-Ed Kowalczyk, of Live

Music:

in no particular order and far from a complete list: BLUE OCTOBER, breaking benjamin, everclear, goo goo dolls, all-american rejects, 50 cent, akon, eminem, eve 6, the game, silversun pickups, nonpoint, deftones, smashing pumpkins, maroon 5, shinedown, nickelback, nine days, orgy, panic, pushmonkey, saliva, seal, seether, she wants revenge, tonic, rage against the machine, rascal flatts, tim mcgraw, rob zombie, matchbox 20 / rob thomas, my chemical romance, papa roach, smile empty soul, the wallflowers, white zombie, snow patrol, korn, imogen heap, tantric, something corporate, stereophonics, third eye blind, thornley, zero 7, stabbing westward, stroke 9, tonic, trapt, the verve, sugarcult, switchfoot, placebo, nelly furtado, everlast, marashino, dashboard confessional, the killers, lifehouse, linkin park, finger eleven, fort minor, dierks bentley, frank sinatra, justin timberlake, kanye west, keith urban, anna nalick, audioslave, death cab, counting crows, eagle-eye cherry, the beatles, better than ezra, cold, collective soul, train, thousand foot krutch, the cure

Movies:

boondock saints, wicker park, last kiss, the notebook (shhh....), sneakers, casino royale, borat, the holiday, walk the line, lucky number slevin, match point, stay, lord of war, a walk to remember, queen of the damned, cruel intentions (1), driven, four brothers, moulin rouge, the punisher

Television:

scrubs, friends, the o.c., family guy, the simpsons, roswell, smallville, dukes of hazzard, that 70's show

Books:

I ain't no read good. That being said, manuals. Lots and lots of boring manuals.

My Blog

Geico: why, oh why, are you so lame?

I just got off the phone with Geico, inquiring about insuring a digital camera. And they annoy me so much, I'm tempted to switch insurance companies. Here's how the conversation goes:Rep: Thank you ...
Posted by Troy on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:25:00 PST

I'm A Cancer (Ouch, this one is a bit mean)

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Posted by Troy on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:23:00 PST

Why Intelligent People Tend To Be Unhappy

http://www.scribd.com/doc/8778/Why-Intelligent-People-Tend-T o-Be-UnhappyDescription: The rates of suicide, imprisonment and emotional dysfunction among highly intelligent people are much higher than f...
Posted by Troy on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:56:00 PST

Twenty Reasons to Have Sex When You Dont Feel Like It

Twenty Reasons to Have Sex When You Don't Feel Like ItBy Latricia BucknerSource: http://www.alex76.com/2007/02/27/twenty-reasons-to-have-sex- when-you-dont-feel-like-it/It's funny how sex factors into ...
Posted by Troy on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:07:00 PST

The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be w...
Posted by Troy on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:23:00 PST

When it rains, it snows

Sunday: Car blows up. Phone meets grave. -4 pointsMonday: Find out I owe $400 on taxes, instead of $1000 refund. -5 pointsTuesday: Get temporary cellphone. +2 pointsWednesday: Find out I have no ...
Posted by Troy on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:11:00 PST

New Tetris Top Score

I needed a mental break at work, so I played a quick game of Tetris! And what do ya know, I beat my own top score! :D Here's the NEW top score! (And yes, I lost right at crunchtime. :( )...
Posted by Troy on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:00:00 PST

WHAT WOMEN SHOULD KNOW (IN REBUTTAL/AGREEMENT TO PREVIOUS BLOG)

Women should know this about guys... or at least the good ones-------------------------------------------------------D ear Girls....Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do.IT MAK...
Posted by Troy on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:50:00 PST

ATTRACTION PRINCIPLES FOR WOMEN

ATTRACTION PRINCIPLES FOR WOMEN1. Anything a person chases in life runs away. 2. The women who have the men climbing the walls for them aren't always exceptional. Often they are the ones who don't app...
Posted by Troy on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST

Deftones

I went to the Deftones concert last night, it was awesome! Thanks again for the ticket, Kara. :)Brian, here's a teaser pic for you (came from my cellphone, looks like crap). I also posted a video un...
Posted by Troy on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:18:00 PST