Book |
Some American chap who happens share my name, Stephen Thornhill, has written a book. He's trying to sell it on a website. I asked Mandrake to sample it for me (I'm far too busy cutting this 8-ball) ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:12:00 GMT |
Easter |
Yes, that time of year of year is upon us, once again. It's time for the annual Thornhill easter egg hunt! Every year I throw open the gates and allow children from the area to roam the compound fre...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 09:23:00 GMT |
Your election |
Well, you people have really done it this time! Now the entire world is infected with your peculiar brand of hope and optimism! I suppose now you'll all start demanding health care, sanitary working...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:14:00 GMT |
Financial crisis |
2008 has been a stressful year so far. My North American holdings have dropped substantially since their peak value in 2007. I'm afraid to report that I'm down to my last billion. Contessa has been...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:37:00 GMT |
Annual shareholder report |
My dear shareholders,With your Vice President and President leading the charge for war with Iran, and with a friendly little nudge to your meek, yet lovable Democrats, all is shaping up to be another ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:56:00 GMT |
Shockingly good advice! |
I'm often asked from time to time just how it is that I'm so successful with women, or conversely, depending on the venue, how I manage to frustrate so many young men with my insistence on a heterosex...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 19:00:00 GMT |
Shockingily bad news! |
It appears yet another of my diamond mines has suffered a catastrophic collapse! Even more troubling than this rather shocking news are the casualties - they may rise to triple digits! Early reports...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:29:00 GMT |
More drama |
Contessa and I have had another tiff. I thought it worth discussing with my loyal friends here on Myspace, in the hope that we can convince her, and myself (more about me later,) what an outstanding ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:25:00 GMT |
Drat! Missing pipe tobacco. |
I've spent nearly the entire morning searching around the east wing of the estate looking for a new tin of pipe tobacco. I checked the Bentley (the new one,) looked in pantry (the new one,) inspected...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 17:05:00 GMT |
