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Mrs. Homicidal

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About Me

Main Entry: con·tra·dic·tion Pronunciation: "kän-tr&-'dik-sh&n Function: noun 1 : act or an instance of contradicting. 2 a : a proposition, statement, or phrase that asserts or implies both the truth and falsity of something b : a statement or phrase whose parts contradict each other. 3 a : logical incongruity b : a situation in which inherent factors, actions, or propositions are inconsistent or contrary to one another.
How mentally ill are you
Totally out of your mind
You should probably seek help now if you are not already receiving it

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sid Vicious...but i'd be happy to meet his ghost at the Chelsea Hotel some day.
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?

My Blog

halloween joke

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 00:50:00 GMT

why why why? ;oÞ

1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? 2 Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? 3 Why does someone bel...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 06:49:00 GMT

95% bad vs. 5% good

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascallybehavior that was going on. So She called one of Her angels and sent theangel to Earth for a time.When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 16:18:00 GMT

our angel unaware

Though Dani's time on earth was short, i believe that everyone makes an impression on the world and has a purpose, whether it be negative or positive, and it's quite obvious that hers was a ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 10:01:00 GMT

things that make you go awwwww


Posted by on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 19:30:00 GMT