RESIGNATION |
I am hereby officially tenderingmy resignation as an adult.I havedecided I would like to accept theresponsibilities of an 8 year-old again.I want to go to McDonald's and thinkthat it's a four star res...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:26:00 GMT |
Seven Drunken nights |
As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could beI saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should beWell, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to meWho owns that ho...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:02:00 GMT |
How to Argue effectively |
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:00:00 GMT |
greatest prayer ever |
God, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to change the things I cannot accept,And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those peopleI had to kill today because they reall...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:59:00 GMT |
Man Law |
1. The high five and the wave good bye have been replaced by an abrupt thrust while simultaneously pointing at the person with your elbows by your side. 2. It has been made official that under no cir...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:57:00 GMT |
My new tat *pics*!!!! |
well as some of you might already be informed and as some of you will be finding out here for the first time. I'm getting a tattoo on saturday. so here's what its gonna look like:I'm gettin it on my r...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:06:00 GMT |
They should give me a degree in bullshit |
I was able to completly BS this paper in about 2 hours and one trip to the proofreading center, and i earned a lovle 97 on it...don't act like your not impressed :-) Memories in the Rock ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:17:00 GMT |
THE BEST CD EVER PART TWO: The Return Of Jafar *IS FINISHED!* |
Track list1. Political Science by Randy Newman2. Here on Earth by Jennie Devoe3. Love's Divine by Seal4. Hallelujah by Rufus Wainwright5. Sing Along by Blue Man Group with Dave Matthews6. King Without...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:28:00 GMT |
How bordom can grow into stupidity ito the greatest thing EVER!!! |
Last Night I was Talking to Emily Online and after Here internet failed her I was inspired to write a string of comments that will forever live in Infamy Emily I changed the order of the comments th...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 23:45:00 GMT |
Cheak Out Pictures From the Spring Play!!! |
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Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 07:56:00 GMT |
