how to stop a soccer ball |
well i decided to use my face. i don't recommend it...
i need to go put some frozen peas on my face
Posted by White Chocolate on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 05:12:00 PST |
hookers love their swisher sweets |
so i went to Milwaukee last weekend. trip was great. but i get home and taking something out of the back seat of my car... what do i find under the drivers seat? an unopened pack fo ...
Posted by White Chocolate on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 07:53:00 PST |
young in boston |
went to boston to visit my sister this weekend. i got dragged along to a sorority party. hanging out in the kitchen, making myself a drink, a random stranger starts talking to me. as...
Posted by White Chocolate on Tue, 02 May 2006 06:22:00 PST |
Russell won't leave |
So I awoke this morning, and stumble into the kitchen to make my breakfast. What do I see, but a bat hanging on my kitchen cabinet. I freak out and call the front office, this is part of t...
Posted by White Chocolate on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 05:12:00 PST |
Not my brightest moment |
So I kind of had a bid of an accident this afternoon. With it being all windy my satellite dish kept getting blown over. I go and grab a bungee cord and decide to strap the sucker down.&nb...
Posted by White Chocolate on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 04:07:00 PST |
Strangest people |
I don't know how, but I always manage to meet the strangest people. I got a satellite dish installed at the new digs. The guy installing it smelled like a sweaty french fry. Trust me...
Posted by White Chocolate on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:55:00 PST |
Things learned |
things i learned on vactaion:
1. being serenaded by your married friends while sitting in the back seat of a car with a dog, cooler, and liquor, listening to dido is actually really funny.
2.&nb...
Posted by White Chocolate on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 08:08:00 PST |
Cankle-licious |
everyone always talks about stuff that's going on with them, so i figured i might as well start. i sprained the hell out of my ankle on tuesday nite. not even a good story, i was carrying ...
Posted by White Chocolate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
even here |
so i'm living in delaware. where i don't know anyone. and there's this crazy guy at work. in a fit of stupidity i gave the guy my phone number. he calls, freaks that i don't answer the phone, i fi...
Posted by White Chocolate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Pictures don't lie? |
So my best friend's brother took a picture when his son was born and I happened to be lurking the the background of this picture. In said picture my chest looks HUGE. So big it's approaching scary. ...
Posted by White Chocolate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
