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Carissa

About Me

i'm just like that girl you went to high school with. it's uncanny. Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Eddie Izzard, Amy Sedaris, the cast of The State; Phil Hartman, Gilda Radner, Judy Garland and Paul Lynde (all on the other side, of course), Annette Bening, Jan Hooks, Janeane Garofalo, Chris Tucker, Stephen Hawking, Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, John Mayer, Gloria Steinem, Seth Rogen, Goldie Hawn, and all those other girls that people keep telling me i remind them of.Oh yes, and Michael Cera. I'd love to buy him a burrito.

My Blog

an open letter to those who would vote for Mike Huckabee

dear conservative christian, first off, i respect your right as a human being to find your own way in this crazy world, and i respect the gift of life we are all given to fully experien...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:48:00 GMT

if all possiblities exist simultaneously, then somewhere out there john waters and i are BFFs

maybe it's not even a parallel universe.  maybe it's just a future extension of this one. we'd meet for coffee at 2:30 in the afternoon on a wednesday, the earliest we could possibly ma...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:23:00 GMT

why "carissa" is the best name in the american lexicon

i used to hate my name when i was a kid.  first of all, you can just forget about getting a personalized bike license plate... even in touristy gift shops where "jennifer" with one "n" is an opti...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 20:10:00 GMT

Mr. Meaty: my new favorite

you really should see this show.  it's like the muppets meet ren and stimpy.  trust me on this one, just tivo it.  nickelodeon, saturdays at 9:30am and 8pm central time, i do believe.i ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 20:56:00 GMT