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......Heya, I'm Kim. I'm probably the coolest person you'll ever meet. Just ask anyone who's met me. If you haven't guessed, I'm a total geek, but I OWN it. *snaps* Let me tell you a bit about myself: I'm convinced I was born thirty-five years too late and I'm the biggest flirt you'll ever meet (but I'm also a fantastic girlfriend).
I'm 23 (as of June 1, 2008), and I live in the budding metropolis of Ada, Oklahoma (don't act unimpressed). I'm an Art History/Theatre/English Major, and I've been in college for longer than I was in high school, but don't judge me. I love school more than anything. I'm only 23. I'm not in a rush.
I have absolutely the best set of friends and family that a girl could want. I actually live with someone whom I adore. My most recent ex was still in high school up until last May, and I don't care what you think about that. I don't remember the last time I saw my dad, got a full 8 hours of sleep at once, or saw 7am because I woke up early. I do remember the last time I saw my grandpa alive, told someone I loved them, or kissed the most gorgeous guy in the room. I fully support Senator Barack Obama for the Presidency, and though I've always said I could never date a Republican...I have. I have no problem whatsoever with gayness, and if you do, keep it to yourself and don't judge me when I say that I think hate is a far worse sin than loving someone of the same sex. Don't talk to me about your religious views, because I have my own and they work out just fine and dandy for me. And for Pete's sake, don't judge me if I have a glass of wine with dinner.
I absolutely love sports. I'm all about the football, but baseball runs a close second. Don't mess with my Sooners or my Colts. I will school you.
-I love my Photoblog .
- Facebook me!
"The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes." -Marcel Proust
"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone when you're uncool."
"So knock... knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards.
-Dude, don't tease me about my hobbies, I don't tease you about being an asshole."
"This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing. "
"She gets all baked out and makes me feel like I have to impress her. And you know what? I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better."
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine. "
"If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."
"-If it's December 1941 in Casablanca, what time is it in New York?
- My watch stopped."

Funny stuff between me and friends:
Kev: You're an actor!
Me: You're a fireman! What are we doing?
Kev: One person said, I swear to God, "does Kim give good head?" I was appalled! I was like, "yeah but that's none of your business!"
Me: How does 'Kim sent me a great Christmas present' translate to 'Kim gives great BJs?' Men."
Lacy: Will you guys be godmothers to my babies?
Kim: AWWW! *tears*
Lacy: Awe Kim, don't cry!
Kim: Shut up, I have ovaries!!!
Jer: Your Mom!
Kim: You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.
Jer: You can't slap me. That'd be a hate crime.
Kim: Damn you and your ethnicity!!!
Kim: John Madden knows three words in the English language and STILL manages to do a commentary on football.
Kev: One of them is BOOM
Dereck: Ooh look at the deer!
Kim: Dereck, those are llamas.
Dereck: The things with horns aren't llamas! What planet are you from?!
Kim: You were pointing at the llamas!
Dereck: I was pointing at the deer!
Kim: Yeah, in the direction of the llamas!
Dereck: Well...llamas don't have horns.
**5 minutes later**
Dereck: Duh!