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I am here for Friends

About Me



Hey, It's your lovable red furry monster Elmo!

Elmo loves to be tickled so come on and don't be shy.

Elmo is really enthusiastic, friendly, and cheerful. Elmo is also very positive, and have an optimistic view of myself and life. Elmo speaks a "monster language". Elmo never uses pronouns and I refer to myself and others by name. Elmo can usually be seen with Zoe. Elmo has a pet goldfish named Dorothy. Elmo's favorite hobbies are tap dancing and playing the piano.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Elmo loves meeting new people. Elmo would love to meet Denzel Washington and Tracii Lords.

My Blog

THANX FROM ELMO!!!

Elmo would just like to say he loves his fans, specially the girls!!! Elmo loves all the naughty girls on his list! Keep them sexy pictures coming! Elmo hopes to see you at the clubs!!! Elmo needs a l...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:45:00 GMT

pictures

Now Elmo has pisted some pretty fucked up pix on here, and I showed my junk off... Now Elmo wants YOU to show what you got!!! Send Elmo some pictures!!! Leave comments, phone numbers!!! HAHAHAHAHA lol...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 02:14:00 GMT

QUESTION!!!

Elmo wants to know who masterbates to his page??? I mean there are a ton of hot ladies.... Elmo wants to know if the women do also..
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:47:00 GMT

help friends!!!

Elmo says, Please help support www.standupfightgear.com AND www.unclechunk.com BOTH now have myspaces!!!! Add them as friends!! Elmo has clickable banners for both sites, anyway you can help would be ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:04:00 GMT

Time to Come Clean

It's time for Elmo to start telling you all the truth. Elmo is not who you think he is. He wasn't always this big, red, loving monster that your kids love to watch on tv and play with every day. Elmo...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:31:00 GMT

ELMO SAYS WELCOME!!!!

Elmo says hi!!! How are you all??? Elmo wanted to just talk to all the nice people that have added him, and let him add them. Elmo loves meeting new people, and Elmo really loves GIRLS!!! So Elmo's to...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 13:04:00 GMT

wicked cool friends

Hi kids!!! Elmo here.... So I gotta tell you, Elmo was just kicking back today, smoking a joint, thinking...ELMO IS WICKED COOL!!! Elmo has 222 friends already, and 38 pages of pending friends!!! Who ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:08:00 GMT

The Real Elmo

The views expressed in this blog are those of its' author and do not necessarilly reflect the views of his co-workers or friends.Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. Notice Elmo didn't say boys and girls. You ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:49:00 GMT