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MCcitrus

The myspace account thats all bread and no meat!

About Me

And weighing in at 6'3" 200 pounds is King Kutz, also known to others as McCitrus by the way he squeezes the ladies. And now 50% less gay there is a whole lot more squeezing to go around. This crazy mofo flies all up about that lickidy split. And kids, for 2008, the King will now come in new Honey Flavor with Retsyn! Welcome to the man who always reminds you, as tempting as it is, too never put salt in your eye and is endorsed by Bill Brasky! For those of you who claim "I can't read your profile" just go to "Edit" then "Select All" and everything will be highlighted.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YODPHqY7mM4..

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My Interests

Music, concerts, enjoying the cool evening breezes of Anytown USA, mailing things to Anytown U.S.A., mountain biking, skiing, paintball, Jack n coke, working out, squealing car tires in turns, frisbee golf, surfing when I get too, long car rides, flying, embarrassing my parents, and of course partying it up with all my friends, plus more....like sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

Allen Alda, oh wait, thats my dad, he looks just like him from the MASH days and I have his (my dads) autograph. When where out in public I'll walk up to people and ask "Hey, is that Allen Alda? Let me see if it is." then I'll walk up to my dad and have him sign an autograph (while the other people are watching. Then I tell the people I got his autograph. Pretty neat trick huh?Also... I'd like to meet, Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education.

Music:

Here is a list O concerts I've been to: Live (fav. band) I've seen them 3 times, Dave Mathews Band, White Stripes, A Perfect Circle, U2, Orgy, Stone Temple Pilots, Kittie, and, Tool. Other groups I like: Weezer, Peal Jam, Deftones, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Korn, Aerosmith, The Doors, Beck, Bush, Candelbox, Deftones, Garbage, Foo Fighters, No Doubt, Rage Against the Machine, They Might Be Giants, Self, Wesly Willis, White Zombie/Rob Zombie, Marylin Manson, NIN, Janes Addiction, Kittie, Primus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Shizuo Vs. Shizor, Soundgarden, Offspring, The Rolling Stones, Veruca Salt, Zwan, Velvet Revolver.....that should give ya a good idea

Movies:

Tommy Boy, Happy Gilmore and tear jerker movies...NOT!

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Office, Robot Chicken, Chappelle Show, SNL, MXC

Books:

Short books, like "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" - by O.J. Simpson and "A Collection of Motivational Speaches" - by Dr. J. Kevorkian

Heroes:

Scott Labinski, Tim Newman, Face, Hannibal, Murdoc, and Mr.T form The A-Team, Nitkowski, and BILL BRRRRASKY!!! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a bitch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!

My Blog

Pilot bonuses

Anywhere from 24 to 48 days off more per year than the average career...gotta love it!
Posted by MCcitrus on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 07:19:00 PST

This my friends is Sierradice

It might as well be called Sierradice where I work.  Zero cost of living,  sunshine and low humidity everyday,  flying galore, 30 some flight instructors that all live in the same area ...
Posted by MCcitrus on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:48:00 PST

XC drive to Cali

The drive to Cali took 4 days and three nights almost all on I-80.  It was really lame untill I got to western Nebraska.  But, after that 80 was a really awesome drive with the changing terr...
Posted by MCcitrus on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:26:00 PST

"And also from the makers of Scott Labenski, Don Kutz!!"

- now 50 % less gay - 50% less sober - Extra Beat-Box skills - Less Racistfrom one of Labins bulletin posts, good stuff
Posted by MCcitrus on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:01:00 PST

Cabin fever, not....

beaver fever (aka giardia) and listening to some Candlebox.  So far the winter looks like it will suck for skiing. I want to get outside of buildings and get the long haul of the winter over so I...
Posted by MCcitrus on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:12:00 PST

....This just in.....I got a flight instructor job!!

I'm in Cali flight instructing now.So I'm gonna be working full time in Frederick, MD for Frederick Flight Center and most likely living in Hagerstown, MD.  And yes, I will make sure my students ...
Posted by MCcitrus on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:49:00 PST

My life has been one big vacation.

My life has been one big vacation, through high school, college, and now. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself so I will really do nothing, chill, or listen fine beats and rhythms. It is onl...
Posted by MCcitrus on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:58:00 PST

Speed limit 5mph!!!

I'm sick of people in Mountaintop driving 5mph below the speed limit!!! Idiots!!!  Well, my solution to the problem is to make a law to lower the speed limit to 5mph. That way the people tha...
Posted by MCcitrus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Join the Jihad!!!

Just after 9/11 I joined a Jihad.  It is a war against alcohol named the Alcohad.  In the Alcohad, members destroy all alcohol they see by consuming it.  To participate, simply drink al...
Posted by MCcitrus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blogs?????

Aren't blogs some kind of swamp in europe?? Wait maybe a shoe.
Posted by MCcitrus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST