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mAcHiNe-NoiZ

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


I'm an evil triple scorpio with a slight drinking problem. I'm as close to a machine as I can get, constantly working or creating. I'm asexual. I'm only here on this earth to provide information and drunken entertainment to others. I'm a jealous hearted, selfish, manipulative, angry at the world kinda machine. (see "triple scorpio") I love with my whole heart almost anything I deem worthy of my time (which is almost everything) I do anything arty including but not limited too, sewing, screenprinting, painting, drawing, singing, music making, jewelry making, soap making etc. I love cars. More than most 'females.' I can change my own oil and do my own brakes. Though I didnt want to, i've rewired most of my car myself. (which may or may not explain why it only half ass works) I curse. alot. I've been cursing professionally since i was 18 months old. I work like a machine (or a slave) which is almost non-stop. For fun i like to work for local bands (photography, fliers, t shirt designs, banners etc) A lot of this i do for free (its fun for me, especially if you hook me up with a media pass or alcohol at your show) if i'm into your music and you guys need some shit done let me know. It may take weeks as my "real" job comes first, but it'll get done. If i dont really like your music, i won't respond. I currently have 12 piercings. I want many many more and tattoos as well, but due to my 'real' job i'm not allowed. No one said anything about nipples though...... If you would like to message me, please do, however, please make sure you have enabled messages to be sent back to you. Nothing is more frustrating than being drunk and trying to figure out why I can't message someone back.....
You will drink too much gin. Not the worst way to
die, but you won't remember too much of your
life. Hey, at least you made some people laugh!
What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

At this moment, i'd like to meet anyone much like myself. Laid back, chillin, drinkin, who knows.... Just shoot me a line here on myspace, or on Yahoo (machinenoiz2000) or on AIM (machinenoiz)... If i'm not at work, i'm usually online....so take advantage of it and harass/stalk/entertain me today!!!

My Blog

Random Things About Me.....

1. I'm addicted to Dr. Pepper 2. I love animals. 3. I love cartoons more than anything, so much so that I watch the same ones over and over and over.... 4. Even though I complain about it and sometime...
Posted by mAcHiNe-NoiZ on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:00:00 PST

Bands Ive Seen (back by popular demand)

Combichrist (3x)         &n bsp;        Korn VNV Nation (4x)         &n bsp;&...
Posted by mAcHiNe-NoiZ on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:17:00 PST

Friends.

Thank you for proving yourselves to me during yet another transformation I must make in this, the journey I call life.  As always your kind words and actions won't be overlooked.  There is p...
Posted by mAcHiNe-NoiZ on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:43:00 PST

Right Where It Belongs

Right Where It Belongs see the animal in his cage that you builtare you sure what side you're on?better not look him too closely in the eyeare you sure what side of the glass you are on?see the safety...
Posted by mAcHiNe-NoiZ on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:15:00 PST

Further....

At the end of daysAt the end of timeWhen the sun burns out will any of this matter? Who will be there to remember who we were? Who will be there to know that any of this had meaning for us? And in ret...
Posted by mAcHiNe-NoiZ on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:17:00 PST

The Farthest Star...

The will to greatness clouds the mindConsumes the senses, veils the signsWe each are meant to recognize.Redeeming graces cast asideEnduring notions, new found promise,That the end will never come.We l...
Posted by mAcHiNe-NoiZ on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:21:00 PST

De Derka Durrrr!!!!! An RJ sighting.....

So last night was a typical night, we went fishing, came home and got ready for bed.  I was on the phone with Nick(dave navarro nick), and was in my own little world talking about drums and ants ...
Posted by mAcHiNe-NoiZ on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:47:00 PST

Another blog for you to ignore.

Last night was indeed one of the most exciting nights of my pathetic life.  NO ONE showed up at Combichrist, who did, contrary to the Castle's postings, show up at Underground last night.  T...
Posted by mAcHiNe-NoiZ on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST

It starts to come together....

I received my visitor's approved notice today!  My baby is teaching GED classes and receiving meritorious gaintime as well!  That means instead of 10 days gaintime a month, he might get up t...
Posted by mAcHiNe-NoiZ on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 10:18:00 PST

Healing Heartache

I looked to find my heart was breaking; I could not stop the pain, Not then, or now. In the place where trust had been, Betrayal stood.....alone....the victor. My tears would have filled an ocean.... ...
Posted by mAcHiNe-NoiZ on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:54:00 PST