Hi! My name is Doug Funnie.
I live on 21 Jumbo street in Bluffington and go to Bluffington Middle School. I live with my mom, dad, sister Judy, and my dog Porkchop. Porkchop is one of my best pals along with Skeeter. We like hanging out at the Honker Burger or playing a good game of Wacky Wizard. When I am by myself I love writing in my journal, drawing, reading comic books, or daydreaming about becoming Smash Adams, Race Canyon, or my favorite... Quailman. They are brave, daring, and have the guts to talk to the girl they like... even one with the last name of my favorite condiment.
