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Randolph the Buttnosed Reindeer

Let Randolph love you...

About Me



Now on sale at all Urban Outfitters stores (US, UK, Canada)
and online at HeyMikeyBoy.com ...

More About Randolph:
Plush... adorable... spankably soft. I am the perfect Christmas gift that keeps on giving. Hang me from your REARview mirror.... keep me in your purse... lay me on your pillow as you sleep.... I can be your good-luck charm, your surrogate boyfriend, your mama, your cat or dog's playmate stepbrother......

My Interests

website: HeyMikeyBoy.com

I'd like to meet:

Asstronauts, Asstrophysicists, Plumbers, Models, Proctologists, Asstrologers, Assembly line workers, Assembly speakers, Assparagus eaters, Bottom buffers, Can testers, Face cleaners, End polishers, Jet wipers, Moonies, Tissue technicians, Fanny packers, Bottom feeders, Log branders, Wind jammers, Corn farmers...