I'd like to meet:
Bloody Hell,Fuck you,My name is Amanda,And I'm redefining myself,Gas prices are lowering.Cigarettes are going up,
Drug Abuse is sky rocketing,Sex is getting more addicting,
Alcohol makes things feel better,Heterosexuals are having gay babies,Energy Drink Companys Are Homophobic,
People are getting killed over Bush's Oil,
Thirteen year olds are shooting porn,Fathers are marrying their kids best friends,Rapists are getting one year for 3 assaults,There's more racists now then in 1619,Children are getting molested by preachers,Shit gotta love America right?Call me a Bitch,I will fucking shake your hand,I'm a proud owner of a fat body,I talk about masterbation,It's fucking healthy,I'm a writer,however,I do not write from my hand.I write from my heart.I am blunt and I am highly open,By open I don't mean my legs,I understand people talk behind my back,But the thing is,I'm real & that's something they lack.I create,it's what I do,it's what I'm good at,I like my beers cold and,my homosexuals flaming,
Don't stick your tongue out,Unless you plan to use it,
I'm Not Productive,America Can just Fuck Off!
GO GERMANY!!!!!!!!