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Derek

We're all just gods here so how could anyone be offended?

About Me

hmmm...i enjoy music...and books...and things like that.

My Interests

Hoff fired it off.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who owns a pet unicorn of happiness and will let me ride it. A cauliflower farmer. A telephone that will talk back.

Music:



Movies:

Here's a few:

Welcome to the Dollhouse
Palindromes
Happiness
American Beauty
Adaptation
Clerks
Clerks II
Mallrats
Dogma

Television:

Adult Swim
Scrubs
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show

Books:

The Last Couple:

Party Monster - James St. James
A Man Without A Country - Kurt Vonnegut
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
Hocus Pocus - Kurt Vonnegut
Naked Lunch - William S. Burroughs
White Oleander - Janet Fitch
Keep the Aspidistra Flying - George Orwell
Choke - Chuck Palahniuk
The Perks of being a Wallflower - Steven Chbosky
Cats Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut
The Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks
Running With Scissors - Augusten Burroughs
The Road To Wiggan Pier - George Orwell

I am currently reading:
The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test - Tom Wolfe

My Blog

yeah what it is.

So today I was eating some food with my friend amanda and i ordered the vegetarian enchiladas. i was all like fuck yes, man! this is gonna be tasty. and then i start eating it...and i'm eating it...an...
Posted by Derek on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:12:00 PST

INVALID SUBJECT LINE. YOU CAN NOT LEAVE THE SUBJECT BLANK!

I finally have internet. This is nice. I haven't blogged in so long I don't even know what to say. I'm living in the dorms...its a place to sleep in town. School is alright...its sort of tough and I n...
Posted by Derek on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:49:00 PST

its been so so long, but thats quite alright, i say!

please excuse the vulgarity in the title of the last blog...it was unnessary and uncalled for. I moved to billings. I work for the man at Kmart...but not for long. i think i got a new job. "excuse me ...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:53:00 PST

sleep mutha fuckers

so earlier tonight i was all...ah man i love sleep sooooo much, i can't wait to go to bed! and now i can't sleep. fuck that shit, man. protect yourself from zombies. read the zombie survival guide. ...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:20:00 PST

It's because he's wearing a bandana, isn't it?!

Scenario: A couple friends are safely indulging in some LEGAL but intoxicating herbs in a public park. They happen to be smoking out of a water pipe that most people would relate to the smoking of t...
Posted by Derek on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:51:00 PST

This is a funeral, not a fashion show

EMO THAT!i hope tonight is crazy.tonight is crazy.last night was crazy.soak it all up and play mowhawk and headphones with the lights on and a PBR. Do it up.I will.I did. hear me?? I do....
Posted by Derek on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:27:00 PST

stupid pizza man

So I was delivering a pizza last night and I went to the wrong house that was labeled correctly and they guy who ordered the pizza came outside of a different house and screamed "hey you stupid pizza ...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:17:00 PST

Bloody Hell

Today was a pretty damn good day...most of my days have been. I love everything. I want to give you a hug.
Posted by Derek on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:17:00 PST

fuckin' robots, man

You know how 30 years ago people said, "In 30 years from now, the world will be ruled by fuckin' robots, man." Metaphorically I think they were right.
Posted by Derek on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:56:00 PST

Asthma Attack!

I really enjoy nice days. I also really enjoy vegetables. so if anybody wants to hang out and eat vegetables with me on a nice day. we should do that.
Posted by Derek on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST