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Trish le Dish

You have a broken message. I am scared of you right now.

About Me

I never know what to write in these things. I live in the very rank Central Valley in California. I am into literature and post-structuralist literary theory primarlily in the areas of multi-cultural, new historicist, psychoanalytic, and deconstructive theories. I write fiction and poetry, which tends to comment on the more obscure, sometimes through a cynical lens, sides of life. I've been known to compose fluff (usually when I'm drunk and desire to be more like a typical "American"). I love to hang out with my friends, usually at a local bar or at someone's house where I can drink like a fish and run my mouth off to anyone who can stand to listen to me. I love men, even though most of them are utterly stupid, they are still very beautiful creatures and are the objects of my affections. My main goal in life is to make enough money so I can have fun. I am a nightowl, so you can catch me .. at the odd and ungodly hours of the linearly-conceived "day." I do not like boring people...so if you do not like to experience life to the fullest, then we are not compatable. I also do not appreciate people who let their addiction rule their life, whatever they may be (sex, drugs, alcohol, work, etc.); it's cool to have your fun, but don't let it keep you from doing what you have to do. %D%A%D%A
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

as many people as I possibly can (I'm not saying that I would like to be friends with the whole world, but that if the majority of people have to be dumbasses, then at least I can make fun of them for specific reasons). However, it would be nice to meet more people who do not have their entire heads shoved up their asses.%D%A%D%A
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Music:

Some of my favorite artists: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tool, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Green Day, Tori Amos, Sarah McLachlan, Alanis, Jewel, Soul Asylum, Alice In Chains, Melissa Etherige, Aerosmith, System of a Down, A Perfect Circle, Stone Temple Pilots, Rage Against the Machine, Godsmack, Rolling Stones, T-Rex, Spacehog, REM, David Bowie, Patsy Cline, Hank Williams, Dixie Chicks, No Doubt, TLC, Aretha Franklin, Etta James, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Beth Hart, New Radicals, The Beatles, NWA, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg (the Snoop in the 90's), The Fugees, Laryn Hill, Santana, Matchbox Twenty, Sophie B. Hawkins, Live, President of the United States of America, Weezer, Abba, Eminem, The Cranberries, James Taylor, Carly Simon, Sheryl Crow, Gin Blossoms, Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson, Hole, Hootie and the Blowfish, Madonna, Jay-Z, PJ Harvey, Lenny Kravitz, Annie Lennox, Dave Matthews Band, John Mellencamp, Oasis, The Notorious B.I.G., Tupac, The Offspring, Joan Osborne, Radiohead, The Vines, The White Stripes, Tom Petty, Bob Dylan, James Brown, Beastie Boys, 10,000 Maniacs, Natalie Merchant, Beck, Smashing Pumpkins, Sublime, Smashmouth, Salt-N-Peppa, En Vogue, Sound Garden, Spin Doctors, Boyz II Men, Ace of Base, Cake, Paula Cole, Collective Soul, Counting Crows, Cypress Hill, Duran Duran, Filter, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Everclear, Prodigy, list continues endlessly...

Movies:

Pulp Fiction is the greatest movie ever made. Second to that is Kill Bill. Other favorites of mine: Reality Bites, Singles, The Pianist, anything Hitchcock (especially Vertigo), The Piano, Angus, Reservoir Dogs, Four Rooms, From Dusk till Dawn, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, American Pie (not the sequels), Eurotrip, National Lampoon's Animal House, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Gone With the Wind, Vanity Fair, Dangerous Liasons, Cruel Intentions, Hackers, Girl Interrupted, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, East of Eden, Rebel Without a Cause, Come Back Little Sheba, Cleopatra, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, A Streetcar Named Desire, Goodfellas, The Godfather I and II, Indiana Jones trilogy, Nine Months, The Hanging Garden, But I'm a Cheerleader, Amores Perros, Talk to Her, Vanilla Sky, Memento, The Suicide Club, Thelma and Louise, Three Kings, Being John Malkovich, American Beauty, any Kevin Smith movie, Adaptation, Wonderboys, The Cider House Rules, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Harry Potter Movies, Spiderman and Spiderman II, any Tim Burton movie, Go, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Heathers, Goonies, Flight of the Navigator, The Neverending Story and The Neverending Story II, The Little Mermaid, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Mommy Dearest, Soldier's Girl, The Crying Game, Stargate, Bram Stoker's Dracula, and another never-ending list continues...

Television:

Survivor is one of the best shows on network TV at this time. I also like The Amazing Race, Big Brother, Road Rules and The Real World (a good glimpse at mainstream values), Fear Factor, America's Next Top Model, CSI, Sex and the City, Carnivale, Six Feet Under, The Price is Right, The Practice, Will and Grace, Scrubs, The Sopranos, Queer as Folk, The L-word, and Fat Actress.

Books:

Ecrits, Seminar XI, and Seminar XX by Jacques Lacan; Jacques Lacan by Jonathan Scott Lee (a good start for those interested in Lacanian Theory); Everything You Always Wanted to Learn About Lacan...But Were Afraid to Ask Hitchcock, Enjoy Your Symptom!, Looking Awry, and The Fright of Real Tears all by Slavoj Zizek; Mrs. Dalloway by Virgina Woolf; The Crying of Lot 49 by Thomas Pynchon, Trouble on Triton by Samuel Delaney, The Female Man by Joanna Russ, House Made of Dawn by N. Scott Momaday, Ceremony by Leslie Marmon Silko, Tracks by Louise Erdrich, The Bluest Eye and Beloved by Toni Morrison, The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway, The Color Purple by Alice Walker, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou, The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger, anything by Shakespeare (A Midsummer Night's Dream is my fave work), Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe, Phaedra by Jean Racine, The Files and No Exit by Jean Paul Sarte, The Rover and Oronoko by Aphra Behn, Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift, A Doll House and Hedda Gabler by Henrick Isben, American Psycho, Less than Zero, and Rules of Attraction by Bret Easton Ellis; Trout Fishing in America and In Watermelon Sugar by Richard Brautigan, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey, The Oedipus Trilogy by Sophoclese, All for Love by John Dryden, An Essay on Man and The Rape of the Lock by Alexander Pope, Bram Stoker's Dracula, East of Eden by John Steinbeck, Kindred by Octavia Butler, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Esquivel's Like Water for Chocolate, etc...

My Blog

"Sir, may I please see your license and registration and not your cock?"

Thomas L. Piles, a 53 year-old middle school teacher in Indianna, was suspended Monday after an incident reported along I-74 near the 109-mile marker.   A man told police a sport utility vehicle ...
Posted by Trish le Dish on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:59:00 PST

Catching Up on my Correspondence Duties

Dear Lad who works at Orange Julius at Vintage Faire Mall, Thank you so much for getting all flustered and tongue-tied this afternoon when you asked my friend if she would like to have "some...
Posted by Trish le Dish on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:42:00 PST

An unfinished product

I decided to eat dinner at a Jamaican cafĂ©. It was a sudden decision, but not an entirely impulsive, which pleased me thoroughly. The proprietor of the establishment was an attractive and jovial ...
Posted by Trish le Dish on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:55:00 PST

Why I enjoy working with the crazies...

One of my clients left me this note wedged on the side of the office door at my work.  This particular client calls me Pammi...whenever I try to correct her, she calls me a fucking liar and a cow...
Posted by Trish le Dish on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:59:00 PST

Poem Written 10-30-2006

I feel the aging behind my eyesWhen I sniff the frivolity containedWithin my lip-glossAs if that shimmering tube of LorealIs going to replace the faint start of laugh linesFor nonchalant, flirtat...
Posted by Trish le Dish on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:56:00 PST

Poem written 09-05-2006

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Posted by Trish le Dish on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:19:00 PST

Poem written 4-11-2006

You are so smallThe dimuntive frame that stands before meNow is nothingLike the great personage thatCompelled me to lieIn order to escape your treacherous gripYour scathing criticisms that were so Tho...
Posted by Trish le Dish on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 02:19:00 PST

Poem Written 11-22-2005

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Posted by Trish le Dish on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:57:00 PST

Whatever the Fuck You Want to Call it...

Okay...I've been drinking...I thought it would be funny to post something while I'm totally under the influence...just for shits and giggles...I have no fucking idea what I want to write about...maybe...
Posted by Trish le Dish on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 12:37:00 PST

Making Dennis Leary Proud

Someone emailed this to me and after reading it, I realized that my mom is pretty accurate when she says that I've grown into a fine asshole: (The ones in red are items I'm already putting to good use...
Posted by Trish le Dish on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 07:43:00 PST