I'm a Hollywood actor, whose movies include 'Third Base', 'Whiplash' (you can catch a glimpse of my dick in that one) and 'Surface Tension'. Lately things haven't been going so well. I met a cute hustler called Billy and got a little carried away for a while. My manager Lee warned me this could lead to trouble, but of course I didn't listen. Now some hack called Simon is on my tail and my story has been turned into a novel called 'Star People' by a British gay writer called Paul Burston. If they ever make a movie, I'm hoping they'll let me play myself. I could use the work. Details at www.paulburston.com
