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Alyssa

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About Me

Well, it all started one night in September of 1981 at the Pink Flamingo in Las Vegas, Nevada. What followed that can be summed up with: birth, divorce, marriage, school, sadness, love, school, marriage, divorce, school, marriage, job. Myspace Layouts Myspace Generators Myspace CodesMyspace Layouts

My Interests

Free drinks, odd medical disorders, and athiests who witness to me. Also, if anyone has any suggestions on bringing the sexy back, I would be indebted to them for life.

I'd like to meet:

The one person on MySpace that doesn't put "Jesus" on these things. Oh yes and also Captain Luke Picard.

Movies:

I love to laugh, but I like to feel smarter than everyone else in the room too. So, when a movie does both for me, it is a winner in my book.Some of my turn offs include Tim Allen, Christmas movies and singers turned actors.

Television:

Thank god for TiVO! I enjoy the classics, The X-Files, Star Trek, and the like. In my heart of hearts there is nothing sexier than Scott Bakula circa 1987. Quantum Leap anyone?

Books:

I miss having money to buy books, I just don't get the same satisfaction out of reading library owned books. Plus thier section of erotica really lacks something.

Heroes:

The man who invented the tampon and the man who isn't afraid of them.

My Blog

Excuse me sir, could you point me towards life?

Have you ever found yourself with so little direction in life needing that guidance that you start to look to a higher power for guidance? In my case, that higher power is the radio, specifically KGSR...
Posted by Alyssa on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:20:00 PST

Check out this event: Free Comedy Club Show!!!

Hosted By: Alyssa GossWhen: Friday Feb 09, 2007 at 10:30 PMWhere: Cap City Comedy Club 8120 Research BlvdAustin, TX 78758United StatesDescription:Alyssa Goss Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Alyssa on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:54:00 PST

Britt and Zach go to the Third World Country

Not that most of you care, but my sister and her lover are traveling through Costa Rica for three months (one down, two to go) and I am gonna start posting some of her more interesting emails here. Fo...
Posted by Alyssa on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST

The Skulls

Everyone has secrets. There are entire websites and art movements to prove it. We all think our secret is bigger than anyone else's. And that our secrets are what make us who we are, and of course who...
Posted by Alyssa on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:42:00 PST

Old relics

My mom went crazy during the ice storm and started cleaning out my childhood room. So today, I had to go through everything I kept during my formative years. Among these were the most interesting, old...
Posted by Alyssa on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:52:00 PST

All together now!

Now we are a one car couple. I am glad because we helped a friend who needed a car and we even made some money off the deal which we will use to parlay into our credit card debt dent. We didn't really...
Posted by Alyssa on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:36:00 PST

Cabin Fever

Saturday: So sick, I am glad its cold outside so I don't have to go outside. I think I might die soon. It feels good to just lay here on the couch and watch TV and read magazines. CT is so sweet when ...
Posted by Alyssa on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST

Chemically Inhanced People

Popular. It was a TV show in 1999 staring one Ms. Sarah Rue before she got skinny and blond. Back when she was thick and sexy and redheaded. Back when she had a career. Anyway, not many people know th...
Posted by Alyssa on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:47:00 PST

My conscience burns when I pee

My lunch was cut short. While eating a nice bowl of easy mac at my desk and quietly contemplating the possibilty that the Emergen-C that I have been downing by the gallon is making me sick, I recieved...
Posted by Alyssa on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:25:00 PST

One of them

When I was five years old, I had a favorite dress. It had puffy sleaves a full petticoat and a blue checked pinafore. Very alice-in-wonderlandesque. The coolest part was that it had a bell in the pett...
Posted by Alyssa on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:12:00 PST