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So... I notice your home smells of faeces!

About Me

I NEED MONEY LIKE MOST PEOPLE, SO IF YOU WISH, CLICK DONATE TO "Give me a Quid". Thank you kind myspacers. MyGen Profile GeneratorI work in a library and listen to lots of metal and hip hop. That is all.

My Interests

Seeing my Friends, namely Geoff n Dan and Damon. Drinking loads of Pepsi, Eating loads of meat, General relativity theory, Time travel theories, Space, Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece, World War II, Thunderstorms, History, Geography, Psychology, Philosophy, Flapjacks, Cups of tea, BBQs, Football, Music (must be music), Cars, My car, Cricket, Films, Fishing, Photograpy, uncovering and researching the 9/11 and 7/7 lies, going out doing stuff, going to places with good views, talking, laughing hard, going to gigs :-) reading the Guardian, finding chocolate in unexpected places. Collecting 1p and 2p coins, and to a lesser extent, 5p coins. Feeding ducks, and other water birds. Talking to and stroking cats.

I'd like to meet:

An attractive, intelligent girl who can hold good meaningful conversations about any subjects that happen to arise.Lots of bands, Lamb of God and Children of Bodom would be good.
Chris Adler
John Boecklin
Adolf Hitler
George Bush
Albert Einstein

Music:

Lamb of God - Black Label @ Download 07 on my birthday, shit hot.Various forms of Metal and Punk| 36 Crazyfists |
| 40 Below Summer |
| AFI |
| Agathodaimon |
| Alkaline Trio |
| All Shall Perish |
| All That Remains |
| Amon Amarth |
| Arch Enemy |
| Arise |
| Arsis |
| As I Lay Dying |
| At The Gates |
| Atreyu |
| Aurora Borealis |
| Avenged Sevenfold |
| Bad Religion |
| Billy Talent |
| Bleed The Sky |
| Blinded Colony |
| blink-182 |
| Bloodsimple |
| Bodyjar |
| Breed 77 |
| Bullet For My Valentine |
| Bullets And Octane |
| Burn The Priest |
| Caliban |
| Cannibal Corpse |
| Carcass |
| Children Of Bodom |
| Chimaira |
| Cradle Of Filth |
| Crowbar |
| D'espairsRay |
| Dark Tranquillity |
| Darkest Hour |
| Deathstars |
| DevilDriver |
| Dimmu Borgir |
| Dir en grey |
| Dissection |
| DragonForce |
| Dream Theater |
| Dry Kill Logic |
| Eminem |
| Ensiferum |
| Evergreen Terrace |
| Evergrey |
| Face To Face |
| Fear Factory |
| God Forbid |
| Gojira |
| Goldfinger |
| Hatebreed |
| Heaven Shall Burn |
| Iced Earth |
| Ignite |
| Ill Nino |
| In Flames |
| Jason Porter |
| Job For A Cowboy |
| Killswitch Engage |
| Kittie |
| KoRn |
| Lacuna Coil |
| Lamb Of God |
| Less Than Jake |
| Linkin Park |
| Machine Head |
| Mastodon |
| Mendeed |
| Mercenary |
| Meshuggah |
| Metallica |
| Millencolin |
| Misfits |
| Mnemic |
| Mudvayne |
| Muse |
| Nevermore |
| Nightwish |
| Nile |
| NOFX |
| Norther |
| Opeth |
| Panic Cell |
| Pantera |
| Papa Roach |
| Raunchy |
| Rise Against |
| Scar Symmetry |
| Sepultura |
| Sevendust |
| Shadows Fall |
| Sikth |
| Sinergy |
| Skindred |
| Slipknot |
| Soilwork |
| Sonata Arctica |
| Sonic Syndicate |
| Soulfly |
| Soulscar |
| Still Remains |
| Stone Sour |
| Story Of The Year |
| Strapping Young Lad |
| Sum 41 |
| System Of A Down |
| The Haunted |
| The Offspring |
| Threat Signal |
| Trivium |
| Turisas |
| Type O Negative |
| Unearth |
| Weird Al Yankovic |
| Wintersun |
| Within Temptation |
| Yyrkoon |
| Zero Hour |

Movies:

Loose Change, Withnail & I, Fight Club, Back To The Future Trilogy, Blade Runner, The Wicker Man (The original, not the shitty remake), Falling Down, Planet Of The Apes (Original not shitty remake), Hot Fuzz, Pan's Labyrinth, The Goonies, Sideways, Elf, Bruce Almighty, The Truman Show, The Matrix Trilogy, Home Alone 1&2, The Breakfast Club, Shaun Of The Dead, Saw 1&2, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, Meet The Parents/Fockers, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Die Hard, Corpse Bride, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, The Grinch, 28 Days Later.Pretty much anything funny or anything that can hold my poor attention span!

Television:

Peep Show
Spaced
The Simpsons
Mythbusters
Alan Partridge
Saxondale
Family Guy
Futurama
American Dad
Reno 911
My Family
Have I Got News For You
Bottom
Scrubs
The Office
Extras
That Mitchell And Webb Look
The Smoking Room
Wild West
Trailer Park Boys
Documentaries
History programmes
UFO programmes
Ancient Egypt and Ancient Greece programmes
Conspiracy/Cover up programmes
Ghost/Supernatural programmes
Discovery, National Geographic and History channels
Stand up comedy

Books:

Don't really read novels, but i like books about 9/11, inside jobs, UFOs, cover-ups, history, geography and that sort of stuff. "Dave Gormans Googlewhack Adventure" - So funny!

Heroes:

Nobody, everyone i have met bar a select few are massive let downs.
Anyone who just gets on with life making as little fuss as possible.
Budd Dwyer!

My Blog

Sorry i am not in your clique....

...HaHa, I never apologise for that. I don't want to be in your shitty clique. It seems there are two types of persons on myspace: Those in said clique can be identified by 1) Pictures in underwear....
Posted by Fuck you! on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:44:00 PST

Quite possibly the greatest song lyrics ever...

Sikth - Such the FoolPaint your face,Cover the black headsShort top bulging up your saggy titsCut your skirt just a little bit shorterDon't you wannaToilet paper going down your topDo ever think abo...
Posted by Fuck you! on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:03:00 PST

A simple question...

Can all the Christians please explain Dinosaurs.No?Thought not.God bless you, well, Tyrannosaurus Rex bless you.
Posted by Fuck you! on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:55:00 PST

Arch Enemy - Rise of the Tyrant

This album is off the fucking hook people. I suggest you all go get it now because it has made me ejaculate into my panties everytime I have listened to it.
Posted by Fuck you! on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:10:00 PST

Road FUCKING Rage

After yesterdays gargantuan trip to Birmingham which was laced with problems, irony, and hilarity, and Sheffield's "Where the fuck do we go now" trip, I thought my solitary trip into Nottingham town c...
Posted by Fuck you! on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:01:00 PST

Men are so ugly

Lets start out here with the obvious statement to clear everything up.I am not gay.Ok here we go. I have just been looking at various myspace profiles as you do, going on one, then looking at someone ...
Posted by Fuck you! on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:15:00 PST

There is a reason your pictures have no comments...

"NO WAY!! Is there really?" You cry.Yes there is, you fucking tool.All we see on this website day in day out is people posting these generic bulletins...."Comment my new pics""New pics, comments?""Go ...
Posted by Fuck you! on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:06:00 PST

Technically i am a huge failure

That is right! How, i hear you cry, someone as awesome as you (me) can't possibly be a failure!!Well by societies standards and expectations, i am indeed a failure of grand proportions.The reason bein...
Posted by Fuck you! on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:10:00 PST

Bloodstock 07 Review

Bloodstock 07 Well where do I begin?! A good, shall we say weekend, Thurs, Fri and Sat. The week kicked off on Tues evening, I stayed at Damon's where we basically played Mario Kart and listened...
Posted by Fuck you! on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:32:00 PST

Love?

I think Strapping Young Lad say it best.......There is no external way to tell that a woman is ready to conceive.MARCH!!!LOVE...is a way of feelingLOVE is a way of feeling less aloneSo what's all th...
Posted by Fuck you! on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:14:00 PST