Going out, boating, the beach, jetskiiing, biking, working out, movies, and smacking asses
"I apologize if I don't seem eager to jump into a forced ackward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling, you're sitting there wondering, do I have food on my face? Am I talking to much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested? Should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested so all of a sudden I'm starting to get interested? And when am I suppose to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door because then it's ackward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do the ass out hug where you hug and your ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close? Or do you just go right in to kiss them on the lips? Or do you not kiss them at all? It's very difficult to read the situation. When all the while you're wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions and perhaps play a little game called JUST THE TIP just for a second just to see how it feels."
Blink 182, Sum 41, Green Day, U2, 80s music, Snoop Dogg, Velvet Revolver
Old School, Van Wilder, Scent of a Woman, Donnie Brasco, Casino, Good Fellas, Anchorman, Scarface, Wedding Crashers, 40 yr old Virgin
Heros, The Office, The Sopranos, Ali G, Chappelle's Show, Crank Yankers, Smallville