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You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality TestI'm Frigging Nuts! I escaped from a mental institution last friday because the penguins in the walls were gonna eat me! I used a toothpick (which was kindly donated by the singing walrus) to carve an opening in the padded walls so i could get the hell out of there! I'm hiding out in a little floating car on the purple lagoon! I'm surving on the nice pizza's that the mongoose delivers every tuesday!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Richard Branson!!! David Hasselhoff!!!! Torrie Wilson!!! Shakira (so fine)!!! Any easy women! lol
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Name: Matthew Rook
Birthday: Wednesday!!
Birthplace: Hospital (i think, unless the stork thing is true)
Current Location: Southampton!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown/Black
Height: 5' something
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends what i'm doing!!
Your Heritage: Royalty
The Shoes You Wore Today: 4inch Stillettoes
Your Weakness: Women!
Your Fears: Women!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Dairy Milk!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I wanna climb everest (again)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Get Ya Boobs Out!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Will i get caught doing........ y'know!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Bum Bum (i've been told!)
Your Bedtime: When my mum tells me!
Your Most Missed Memory: Home!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy D's chips with Burger King Burgers!!!
Single or Group Dates: Orgies!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tetley!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both! you can have so much fun with ice cream!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee!
Do you Smoke: Only when i'm having sex fast!
Do you Swear: Fuck no! It's fucking wrong!
Do you Sing: I wail like a banshee!
Do you Shower Daily: Try yearly!
Have you Been in Love: Bit nosey aint ya?
Do you want to go to College: Nah! I cant learn for shit!
Do you want to get Married: Possibly one day!
Do you belive in yourself: Who else will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when i'm moving!
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course!!!
Are you a Health Freak: Sort of!
Do you get along with your Parents: I love them!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nope! But i love it when it thunders and lightnings!
Do you play an Instrument: I'm a drummer!
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not that i can remember! but i may have been high!
&..39;In the past month have you gone on a Date:' A bit nosey for a cabbage aint ya?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope! but i went to a big centre with lots of shops in it!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Define sushi! lol
In the past month have you been on Stage: i'm afraid not!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Me? Dumped? lol
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope! but i went swimming nekkid!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only girls hearts! (hark at me)
Ever been Drunk: Cant remember!
Ever been called a Tease: All the time!
Ever been Beaten up: Its been known!
Ever Shoplifted: Nope!
How do you want to Die: I want to be savaged by a pack of wild meerkats!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Mature!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy or America! (fine women)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark
Favourite Hair Color: Dark or Ginger!
Short or Long Hair: Longish
Height: Smaller than me!
Weight: Preferably slim! But not fussy!
Best Clothing Style: Nekkid!
Number of Drugs I have taken: None!
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count!
Number of Piercings: Is a prince albert a piercing?
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Waiting so long for sex!

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My Blog

I have never seen so many naked girls in my life!

yo you gotta join this site. there are so many hot girls on cam. best all its free too.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:17:00 GMT

Interview!

Someone I have spoken to in chat rooms occasionally, who I find quite amusing sent me this. As I am bored, I thought I'd fill it in I felt the need to add a bit of character to the surveys that are f...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:10:00 GMT

Please complete!

Ok this is one of those surveys where you must answer all questions honestly or you may as well not do it at all, dont be shy!1. Would you pay for sex? 2. Have you ever had sex with someone really hid...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:02:00 GMT

Analogies!

I have a few analogies that i'd like to share with you lot :-   More frustrated than Stevie Wonder with a "Where's Wally" Book More frustrated than Steven Hawking trying a tongue twister More pis...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:37:00 GMT

Wet T-Shirt

I once dated a girl that had one boob lower than the other!!! She entered a wet T-shirt comp and to my surprise she won first AND 3rd prize!!!!   God! i'm so proud of my sister! lol
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:24:00 GMT

Some Great Thought!

I was dazing in my room (as usual) and i was thinking of home and the friends i'm missing (that includes the guys from the plymouth room!) and i was reminiscing about the times i met every single one ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:29:00 GMT

What A Week!!

Last weekend i went out on the lash and drunk loads! I got home and just passed out! I dreamt that i had the worlds largest margerita that night! It was lovely! It was huge! It had everything, ev...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:26:00 GMT