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Johnny

The police never think its as funny as you do

About Me

Hey, My names Jonathan James. My favourite kind of music is metal, predominantly Death Metal and Deathcore. I like watching horror movies and always enjoy a good ol bit of gore.

Im a lazy, useless bone idle cunt and tend not to do what you tell me, more often then not i'll the exact opposite, or if that fails i'll do nothing. I don't conform to the way I'm 'supposed' to be due to social impressionists.
my life and mind is simply complex, im not a riddle, no ones going to 'get me'. I'm generally a laid back sorta guy and im easy to talk to unless I don't like you or you piss me off, lets be honest here, what difference does it make, either way im not talking to you.
if your going to leave me a comment please be grammatically correct and for fuck sake do NOT speak like this "i l0ve you bab33 y0ur w3ll f1t" or i just wont reply.
other than that feel free to add or message me.
peace up
We live in a world where everything is designed to cause the least possible offense to any group or faction; where our entire world is based on how little we want to create conflict between individuals; how we choose every word we speak or write based not on personal desire but on societal desire; a world where we exist only to please others – a race of human dildos.



My Interests

Music, computers, live music, philosophy, maybe the odd superhero and the manipulation of music. not a big fan of people, its not who you are, its just what you are...

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

Rose Funeral, Children of Bodom, Mastadon, Megadeath, Lamb of God, Slayer, Mudvayne, Pantera, Bring Me The Horizon, Job For A Cowboy,Devian, Moonspell, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Amon Amarth, Divine Heresy, The Faceless, Devil Wears Prada, Whitechapel, Arsonists Get All The Girls, Impending Doom, Heaven Shall Burn, As Blood Runs Black, Through The Eyes Of The Dead, Carpathian Forest, Hanzel and Gretyl, Strapping Young Lad, Dark Tranquility, An Airbag saved My Life, All Shall Perish, Suicide Silence, Misery Signals, The Black Dahlia Murder, Carnifex...

Movies:

Anything as long as its not a romantic comedy

Television:

Garth Merenghis Dark Place, red dwarf, family guy pretty much everything.

Books:

..don't read, i can but i don't

Heroes:

Sup ma bitches

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