Y-Man!

i am a simple brown man....i have a penchant for monkeys and rum.... this sounds very 'piratesq' but i assure you its true....my bad teenage moustache is more 'bad' and 'teenage' than an actual moustache....I enjoy midgets and their antics....and Im in wonderment of people who are not in proportion.... you know the ones.Yes! thats right! the ones with long torsos and short legs!People have mistaken me for a: mexican |+| bolivian |+| brazilian |+| mowgli |+| navaho |+| cherokee |+| sioux |+| mcnuggets |+| samoan |+| uruguayan |+| steven segal |+| paraguayan |+| east timorese |+| pocahontas |+| gypsy |+| thai (the brown kind) |+| equadorian |+| guatamalian |+| a woman |+|emo |+|nemo |+|nemoy (of the leonard kind).... what will they think of next!?!