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Mark

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About Me

i can fight with my phone like these guys... ...this is how i alter my clothes too.

My Interests

eating, sleeping, watching the tele, dancing, drinking, happy hours, shopping, breathmints, sightseeing, myspace...its sad, making long lists, hanging out at coffeeshops, first movies of the day at the krikorian, the beach, tanning, cute-n-cuddly things, barhopping, happy hours, meeting strangers, trying to get free drinks out of strangers, lake tahoe, skiing, getting injured while skiing, people watching, working on my burn book, my furby, going on mini-vacations, shiny things, improving my life in every single way, attempting to work out, my friends, yo mama, my hair, hair products, final fantasy, being better than you, "drinking around the world," laughing, comedy, people who know how to laugh, risus purus

I'd like to meet:

someone who would like to spend an evening by the fireplace making chia-pets. and these guys...

Music:

just about anything...as long as it sounds good, ill like it!

Movies:

Clue, Gattica, The Broken Hearts Club, Garden State, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Legally Blonde 1 & 2, Saved!, The Lion King, Tarzan, Lilo & Stitch, The Italian Job, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Run Lola Run, Pitch Black(it was a HORRIBLE movie but i had a blast laughing the whole time in the theater...especially at the end where the lady...well i wont ruin the movie in case you havent seen it), Casablanca, Psycho(the original), Star Wars, Star Trek, The African Queen, Sugar-n-Spice, The Royal Tenanbaums, Ray, Nico and Dani, X-Men, X-Men 2, Fight Club, American Beauty, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, Office Space, Friends & Family, Finding Neverland, Life as a House, Billy Elliot, The Aviator, The Jerk, Wet Hot American Summer, Chronicles of Narnia, Jackass, Jackass 2, Election, Hairspray, The Simpsons Movie

Television:

Family Guy, Drawn Together, Reno 911, The Daily Show, MXC, Big Brother, The Amazing Race, LOST, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Ugly Betty, Prison Break, The Soup, Best Week Ever, Arrested Development, The Office, Project Runway, National Geographic Channel, Weeds

Books:

books make great coasters

Heroes:

betty white, michael ian black

My Blog

Go buy this Magazine(the issue is out of print so you may have to find it online)...

Go find the October 9, 2007 issue of The Advocate: because you will find this in it: on Page 18!!! Thanks again Joey for letting me know about this!!!...
Posted by Mark on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:55:00 PST

Definitely the best dream I ever had...

I've been feeling a little down today, until I was in the shower and remembered the dream I had last night: I went home to see my mom.  When I walked up to the door, there was my dad sitting rela...
Posted by Mark on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:31:00 PST

Who needs a drink?

I do!
Posted by Mark on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:27:00 PST

Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 8:01 PM

I officially finished school FOREVER today at 8:01PM!!!
Posted by Mark on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:54:00 PST

a tip from Reno 911

this is a good exercise from the comedic geniuses from Reno 911: Just in case you get pulled over and the cops ask you to recite the alphabet backwards and you are borderline drunk, practice this exer...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:37:00 PST

why i love Bringing Down the House...and Betty White, another hero of mine

i think Bringing Down the House is an enjoyable movie.  i just saw it for the first time on tv the other night.  a welcoming surprise was finding out that Betty White had a role in the movie...
Posted by Mark on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:53:00 PST

its official. this is my hero...

Here Comes The Michael Ian Black Veteran smart-ass Michael Ian Black took time out from directing his own movie and making snarky comments about decades for VH1 to talk about his role in the new un-ro...
Posted by Mark on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:31:00 PST

we were duped!

long story short.... last semester i enrolled in IS 301 on Tuesday nights from 7:00-9:45pm with Shannon Jager.  according to ratemyprofessor.com, everyone says she's really cool and probably the ...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 01:59:00 PST

im a pissed off movie star!

Today I went to pick up my friends from LAX.  At first I got a little lost.  Well I wasnt really lost, I just went in the wrong direction.  Once I found out where I needed to go, I sta...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:13:00 PST

worst event ever

after my 1530 class, i went to the USU(university student union) to study for my 1900 class. i choose a table and on the table are numerous flyers for upcoming events at school.i was quite surprised a...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 06:24:00 PST