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FAUX REALZ

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a grown ass kid.

My Interests

creative buttering of the gnar. and kettle brand potato chips, "a natural obsession".

I'd like to meet:

Steak Diane, holla at me.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

lots. itd be easier to list off what i dont like, but im lazy so fuck that.

Movies:

i watch the movie Top Secret every morning before work. no others. ever.

Television:

standup comedy if the comedian is actually funny and not just acting funny *cough* dane cook, dennis leary *cough*.

Books:

the last book i finished was "the invisible man". the last one i started was "dr jekyl and mr hyde". and yay area slanguage for dummies. arent you glad you read this?

Heroes:

BATMAN. sounds stupid but seriously bruce wayne is my hero. all the other superheros got struck by lightning or were exposed to radiation or whatever but batman is just a regular human. bruce wayne has his shit together and hes a millionaire because of it and with all that money he makes crazy-ass gadgets and works out all the time (that fool is ripped) so he can save people. im sure somewhere that counts as charity. hes got a big ass house on the out-skirts of gotham, a bunch of cars, hella women on his jock, he punches motherfuckers in the dark, etc. but he just plays it cool living the simple life with his butler. fuck yeah. bruce doesnt even take credit for all the shit he does that modest bastard. although his costumes kinda gay.

My Blog

Heres some pretty cool...

...room-in-a-box furniture. Or should it be furniture-in-a-box room? Perfect for gay couples. Like Bert and Ernie. Yes, Bert and Ernie were gay. And why were they the only humanoid puppets on...
Posted by FAUX REALZ on Thu, 15 May 2008 05:52:00 PST

80s CARTOON SHIT

Lot's of memories came back after watching this. I used to try and draw hella of these cartoons. Weird though, I forgot that Phantom was part of the Defenders- I was kinda pissed that Thunder...
Posted by FAUX REALZ on Sun, 11 May 2008 11:56:00 PST

Hmmmm...

 Cool photos of shit. Don't ask me why I was on Kanye West's blog-http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=193499_-1 __0_~0_-1_4_2008_0_0&em3161=&em3281 http://www.kanyeuniversecity.c...
Posted by FAUX REALZ on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:58:00 PST

Like WHOA!

Funny ish right here- http://www.cracked.com/article_16158_11-most-unintentionally -gay-rap-lyrics-ever.html The photos they show of the rappers after the translation are what got to me....
Posted by FAUX REALZ on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:37:00 PST

Youre so gansta.

This is a music video for Chromeo's "You're so gansta". Shit made me laugh. By the way, if you're into 70's music played on 80's instruments with samples of 90's video games music, then go li...
Posted by FAUX REALZ on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:18:00 PST

AWWWW....

San Francisco already had theirs on Valentines day. I wouldn’t have minded seeing that. But here’s what’s going on today, world-wide apparently- http://www.pillowfightday.com/...
Posted by FAUX REALZ on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:24:00 PST

Kickballs better than a baby.

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Posted by FAUX REALZ on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:54:00 PST

Ladies and Gentlemen...

... The Charleston.- ...
Posted by FAUX REALZ on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:45:00 PST

3 AM

And I can't sleep. It's been so long since I've been like this that I had to post this here blog. My brain just won't stop.I've got some early work tomorrow too. Lame. ...
Posted by FAUX REALZ on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:07:00 PST

"hope you like pain"

"you guys are gonna like this one..." ...
Posted by FAUX REALZ on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:19:00 PST