FoOniE... |
The Pick Up: "So, wanna go back to my place?"The Put Down: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" The Pick Up: "I know how to please a woman."The Put Down: "Then please leave me alone...
Posted by LyNdaH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Dear MoM!!! |
A mother passing by her daughters bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was ...
Posted by LyNdaH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Quick Survey! |
1. Are you an innie or an outie? innie2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? Of course! 3. Have you ever written a song? Tried! LoL...4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? OH YeA!!!5. Have you e...
Posted by LyNdaH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Stupid Pickup LineS that will never woRK!!! |
Sure they're cliché, but you have to admit that bad pickup lines can be so much fun. So as an ode to the art of the come-on, here are some of the sorriest, lamest and most hilarious lines of all time....
Posted by LyNdaH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Words women use! |
HaHaHa... This is kinda true!
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to desc...
Posted by LyNdaH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
LyNdaH's What ifs! |
What if everything was in pink?
-Linda would be extremely happy!
What if ppl were borned smart and no school was needed?
-Linda would be extremely very overly joyful!
What if Money could grow ...
Posted by LyNdaH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Awww... too cute! |
Makes you think...you never know what the other person is thinking....speak your mind
BOY: I saw her today
GIRL: I saw him today
BOY: It seems like its been forever
GIRL: I wonder if he still ...
Posted by LyNdaH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Cute Story! |
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to ...
Posted by LyNdaH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Such a sad story! |
To all the guys out there, you have to read this..
This might happen to you and your girlfriend.
So treasure every waking moment knowing
thatshe's still there for you. If you don't...
who knows......
Posted by LyNdaH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
