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El Pollo Loco

Don't make me choke a bitch!

About Me

I'm a kitty cat. When my first Mommy got me they think my previous owner tried to drown me because I had an irrational fear of water (more than a regular cat) and I am not the sharpest tool in the shed. My first Mommy married a turd that made her give me and my brother Bigos up. My current Mommy (my first Mommy's soon to be daughter in law) adopted me and loves me very much. I was beyond happy for 12 years until my brother Bigos passed away. He had diabetes for the last 6 years of his life and it hit the whole family very hard when they had to put him to sleep. It made me very sad until I decided my Mommy was a cat. I give her love bites the same way I would another cat and try to clean her hair. She acts like she doesn't like it but I know she does. I might not be the smartest cat in the world but I am by far the sweetest and my family loves me very much. My Mommy is a crappy photog but we're working on that. I'm not the best model because I would rather give kisses than sit still. What can I say...I love the ladies...

My Interests

Catnip, chasing invisible objects, eating, barfing, meowing for no reason, and cuddling with my Mom.Me on Catnip

I'd like to meet:

the person that will give me a lifetime supply of catnip! .. width="425" height="350" ..Seriously...I want to meet other animals of all kinds.

Music:

Classical

Movies:

whatever my Mom will sit and watch with me in her lap

Television:

see Movies

Books:

I can't read. I'm a cat.

Heroes:

My wonderful brother Bigos (RIP), Super Chicken, Sylvester, Tom (of Tom & Jerry), Garfield, Heathcliff and Spice the coolest New York Cat ever! .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

WTF is it with my friggin' food!

My Mommy has only been feeding me dry food.  I like that sometimes but El Pollo Loco de Amor need soft food once in a while for variety.  Eating is one of the two only things I do!  I t...
Posted by El Pollo Loco on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:11:00 PST

Kitty Survey

1. Whats your name? - Chicken2. What are your "other" names?- El Pollo Loco, Kitty, Bones, Purrz3. Brand of food? Science Diet4. Neutered or Spayed? Neutered5. Age in human years? Good Gawd I'm 140 ye...
Posted by El Pollo Loco on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

new cushy thing

My humans always had this cushy thing in the frontroom that I loved to hone my sleeping skills on and they got rid of it before their last move.  We have been a very long time without cushy thing...
Posted by El Pollo Loco on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:16:00 PST