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Matt

About Me

If you don't know about me already, you never will. It's just too hard to grasp the concept that is "me" without personal interaction.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself 10 years ago, I'd slap the hell out of him.

My Blog

New Chef and Menu

..> New Chef and Menu Just letting everyone know that our new chef at Vermilion is finally cooking. His name is Tony Chittham and he comes to us from Dish and Notti Bianche, he was exec. chef at bo...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:39:00 GMT

Dead Man Walking

The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the womenhow to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 23:32:00 GMT

Quick Thinking

A man walked into the produce section of this localsupermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce.The boy working in that department told him that they onlysold whole heads of lettuce. The man wa...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 22:30:00 GMT

Seeing Eye Dogs

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and theother, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to herfriend, "Let's go over to that bar for a dr...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 14:19:00 GMT