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About Me

For starters, I'm awesome. If i don't know you and I see you walking around, say, in the mall, I will most assuredly pass undue and unfair judgment upon you. 9 times out of 10, I hate you instantly. I'm your grade A stereotypical jackass, who likes dead baby jokes, and pretty much all things that make people uncomfortable, like dropping cinder blocks on kittens or curb stomping puppies.
I am awesome.
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My Blog

End of the MOTHER FUCKIN YEAR BITCH!!!!

So its the end of 2007, about fuckin time. Over christmas time, i found out my sister finally set a wedding date. June 13, not 2008, but 2009, hey why rush now right? Went through a few room mates thi...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 14:27:00 GMT

F that S right in the A

Credit card = missing. Yeah, i was at hooters last night, enjoying some wings and free beer (yeah, thats right) when i realized that best buy was about to close. So i gave my waitress my credit card a...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:04:00 GMT

Eleventeen? That's alot!!!

So i've officially started working eleventeen hours a day. I usually get to work between 7 and 7:30 on monday morning, and i don't leave until friday around 5. It's not that bad, but damn. It's gettin...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:33:00 GMT

Holy Schwasted!!!

Well, not me, but a few other people. Last night was the birthday of a friend of a friend, so we decided to celebrate. So, we did. And it was awesome. Until some rednecks decided that we shouldn't be ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:27:00 GMT

Fuck You!!!

You know what, fuck you dude. You know who you are. If you read this, please, don't ever fuckin talk to me again. You know what you did, and i fuckin told you not to, the first fuckin night i saw you....
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:05:00 GMT

Lookin good there sexy thang!

Sorry to my fans first off, it's been a few days since my last update, but I've had a pretty busy schedule of working, drinking, sleeping and being awesome. What can i do? I would die if i didn't do t...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:45:00 GMT

Work is dog shit...

I hate work. Today, I asked my boss if i could take comp time for some of the OT i worked, figuring it would be a favor for him seeing as how it costs him about $7.50 an hour less (a total of 60 ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:22:00 GMT

SB 2007!!!

Well, as some of you may have already heard, I dominated all the competition in shitty beard 2007 and took home the $25 prize. It was a unanimous decision on the part of all 3 judges, as well as 2 oth...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:07:00 GMT

Not really friday...

Friday is supposed to be the last day of work for the week, but for me, its not. Hasn't been for Probably the last month. Fuck work. I'm sick of working 6 days a week. Wouldn't be too bad if they were...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:32:00 GMT

Holy Ginger Hawtness...

Well, as some of you know, Ginger got a boo boo no more than 2 days before the beginning of 2007. Shitty way to start the new year, I know. I finally got a chance to fix her up alittle. Got a new whee...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:31:00 GMT